I'd like to think I'd be Macho Man Randy Savage but I'm more like Bray Wyatt.
The Ultimate Warrior died recently, that's a damn shame.
Tring would be someone like Hacksaw Jim Duggan - well meaning but dull.
Mouldy would be Rowdy Roddy Piper
Knecht would be Rick Flair - old, classy and tenacious
Rickler would be some sneaky bastard like Edge or Rick Martel
Dane would be Akeem
Jethro would be the Bushwhackers