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+8Mapperley, darling Jethro Moist_Von_Lipwig Dingle zyph hairy j Richard Blight Dane 12 posters |
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Dane
Posts : 1945 Join date : 2013-02-23
| Subject: Seagull menace Thu Mar 20, 2014 5:48 pm | |
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Richard Blight
Posts : 1226 Join date : 2011-11-15 Age : 62 Location : Ashburton
| Subject: Re: Seagull menace Thu Mar 20, 2014 6:10 pm | |
| The seagull has no taste.
Woman's an idiot. |
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hairy j
Posts : 639 Join date : 2014-03-05
| Subject: Re: Seagull menace Thu Mar 20, 2014 7:37 pm | |
| I was walking down the street one early morning slightly worse for wear and a little clumsy on my feet. It was dark (as it tends to be at 3am). From the dark gloom, a large white shape emerged. My first instinct was that I was being attacked by a demonic ghost - it was near Mutley so that's a possibility that couldn't have been simply disregarded. It was in fact a large herring gull plummeting towards my head. It swooped, with spite and malice but I managed to duck; reflexes as sharp as a welterweight boxing champion. It circled and prepared to lunge again. I was ready this time, I was prepared to confront this foul winged beast. As it soared toward me, I readied myself. Leaping like a frog, I extended my right arm to the sky and brought it down with force and precision that left the gull crumpled and dazed on the pavement. I turned and walked away. That learnt him. My advice is to punch seagulls. |
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Dane
Posts : 1945 Join date : 2013-02-23
| Subject: Re: Seagull menace Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:20 pm | |
| Seagulls are protected, You cant harm them azzer
Incidentally here are a couple of Diseases that you could have contracted
Diseases associated with birds
Chlamydiosis
There are two, like diseases which are both influenza type viruses.
The one most commonly found is transmitted by birds such as pigeons and is known as Ornithosis. Although more like a flu-type disease, it should be noted that fatalities can occur just as with other influenza viruses.
Psittacosis This is the rarer more serious strain being closer to atypical pneumonia. This is also associated with birds from the parrot family.
Cryptococcosis This is a very serious illness. It begins as a lung infection but can progress to the meninges of the brain causing Meningitis.
Campylobacter This is brought about by the contamination of food sources usually by corvids such as magpies which have been infected by carrion. This can result in extreme forms of gastroenteritis.
Salmonellosis This is present in upwards of 90% of feral pigeons and slightly lesser percentages in the starling.
Extrinsic Allergic Alveolitis
This is more commonly known as "pigeon fancier's lung". It is a serious allergic state which can only be remedied by the removal of birds and associated matter.
Erysipelas This is a serious wound infection, which may be brought about by the transmission of streptococcus pyrogenes that may enter minor wounds from the debris of birds’ environment.
Escherichia Coli (E-Coli) This is contracted orally by ingesting food or water contaminated with a pathogenic strain shed by an infected person or animal. Recent research at Lancaster University has linked its spread to gulls.
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hairy j
Posts : 639 Join date : 2014-03-05
| Subject: Re: Seagull menace Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:26 pm | |
| You can get a licence to murder a seagull if there's a legitimate reason. You can't get a disease from punching a seagull. There were no witnesses either and I only stunned it. |
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Dane
Posts : 1945 Join date : 2013-02-23
| Subject: Re: Seagull menace Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:29 pm | |
| you cant just murder seagulls no matter what, there are still restrictions, even if you have a Licence [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] |
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zyph
Posts : 13383 Join date : 2014-03-02 Age : 85
| Subject: Re: Seagull menace Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:46 pm | |
| I hope there ain't no restriction on bumping off a few Canada Geese ...spoiling our parks and terrorising all other Geese,Ducks etc. |
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Dingle
Posts : 752 Join date : 2012-01-23
| Subject: Re: Seagull menace Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:02 pm | |
| They're delicious with cider and apple gravy. Just remember to prick the skin all over or can get a bit fatty. |
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Moist_Von_Lipwig
Posts : 1573 Join date : 2011-10-07 Age : 111
| Subject: Re: Seagull menace Fri Mar 21, 2014 12:09 am | |
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Jethro
Posts : 8363 Join date : 2013-01-03 Age : 34 Location : Dorset
| Subject: Re: Seagull menace Fri Mar 21, 2014 12:40 am | |
| - Dane. wrote:
- you cant just murder seagulls no matter what, there are still restrictions, even if you have a Licence
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have you just discovered google and a dictionary? actually seagulls can be culled to keep the population of them down. with a license as hairy pointed out. |
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hairy j
Posts : 639 Join date : 2014-03-05
| Subject: Re: Seagull menace Fri Mar 21, 2014 6:32 am | |
| Yeah Dean! Jethro's shown you right up. Owned. LOL
Jethro's my mate. High five Jethro o/ |
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Dane
Posts : 1945 Join date : 2013-02-23
| Subject: Re: Seagull menace Fri Mar 21, 2014 7:04 am | |
| He is talking total shite as usual
So you can high 5 him. |
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| Subject: Re: Seagull menace Fri Mar 21, 2014 11:08 am | |
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zyph
Posts : 13383 Join date : 2014-03-02 Age : 85
| Subject: Re: Seagull menace Fri Mar 21, 2014 11:21 am | |
| They all seem rather GULLable. |
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Mapperley, darling
Posts : 2345 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 55
| Subject: Re: Seagull menace Fri Mar 21, 2014 11:58 am | |
| a well cooked bird will ensure no disease. i prefer them spit roasted |
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Jethro
Posts : 8363 Join date : 2013-01-03 Age : 34 Location : Dorset
| Subject: Re: Seagull menace Sat Mar 22, 2014 1:01 pm | |
| - Dane. wrote:
- He is talking total shite as usual
So you can high 5 him. uncalled for. |
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mouldyoldgoat Admin
Posts : 15902 Join date : 2011-12-22 Age : 62 Location : Berkshire
| Subject: Re: Seagull menace Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:24 pm | |
| My brother had a problem with a seagull a few years ago. One took a dislike to him when he used to walk to and from work. It could tell it was him and used to attack him even if there were loads of people around him. _______________________________________ I'm one of the common people so says the wife! (A true GSG Girl) PepsiPete Forecasting League Champion 2016-17 He was behind me at Charlton! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]Now an officially semi retired old fart! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] |
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pepsipete
Posts : 14772 Join date : 2011-05-11 Age : 86 Location : Ivybridge
| Subject: Re: Seagull menace Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:28 pm | |
| Read of a bloke who chased gulls out of his garden. One of them picked up a stone and dropped it through his greenhouse! |
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Dick Trickle
Posts : 2622 Join date : 2014-02-15
| Subject: Re: Seagull menace Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:46 pm | |
| - Mapperley, darling wrote:
- a well cooked bird will ensure no disease. i prefer them spit roasted
So do my mate and I .... |
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Dane
Posts : 1945 Join date : 2013-02-23
| Subject: Re: Seagull menace Sun Mar 23, 2014 9:22 am | |
| - pepsipete wrote:
- Read of a bloke who chased gulls out of his garden. One of them picked up a stone and dropped it through his greenhouse!
They do pick up stones. Many new builds have a pebble roof. And the gulls have been known to pick these up and drop them in the car park often hitting cars |
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hairy j
Posts : 639 Join date : 2014-03-05
| Subject: Re: Seagull menace Sun Mar 23, 2014 9:33 am | |
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Dane
Posts : 1945 Join date : 2013-02-23
| Subject: Re: Seagull menace Sun Mar 23, 2014 2:55 pm | |
| I don't
they are a protected species |
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Mock Cuncher
Posts : 5189 Join date : 2011-05-12 Age : 103 Location : Kingsbridge Castles
| Subject: Re: Seagull menace Sun Mar 23, 2014 3:13 pm | |
| - zyph wrote:
- They all seem rather GULLable.
Gullty as charged. |
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