Unusual or interesting 'facts'

For the purposes of amusement only, please list what you know to be a 'fact' this may not necessarily submit to the laws of nature or come to that physics.

You will always have some bits left over whenever you 'fix' something.

You will always feel sick when you bang that bit of your elbow in between the bones.

Whatever time you get up in the morning on holiday, someone will have put towels on beds before you.

All inclusive alcoholic drinks actually contain no alcohol at all, but have the same diuretic effect.

At some point in your life, you will feel old. This point is when you realise you have to stifle a grunt or groan when getting up off the floor.

You know you're grown up when you start to choose clothes on the basis of comfort rather than style.

Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

Aeroplanes don't actually go anywhere. They just go up in the air and then hover until the right bit of the world comes round underneath them. Then they land again.

Unicorns must have existed at one time. They are referred to in the Bible.

funny man wrote:

Unicorns must have existed at one time. They are referred to in the Bible.

As did The Ten Commandments !

Bears DO shit in the woods.

The Pope is, allegedly, a Catholic.

grandmothers tend to be older than mothers

some girls are bigger than others

most people are cleverer than me and can spell better and have better grammar. Better to know your limitations.

Sneinton Green wrote:

grandmothers tend to be older than mothers

some girls are bigger than others

And some girl's mothers are bigger than other girl's mothers

Nocturnal erections disrupt sleep.

Fact.

Only in the English language could skating on thin ice, get you into hot water.

If you pull a face and the wind changes - your face will stay like that.

Christmas Cards ~ Women read the words, Men look at the picture.

You rarely, if ever, hear tell of a woman getting in touch with her masculine side.

Peggy wrote:

You rarely, if ever, hear tell of a woman getting in touch with her masculine side.

Oh I don't know. I work with two women on a semi-regular basis. If the three of us entered a moustache growing competition, I'm quite confident of coming 3rd.

The first consumer product to carry a barcode was Wrigleys chewing gum.

There are 35 miles of man made tunnels on the Rock of Gibraltar.

There are five pages of porn on the internet for every 'normal' page.

Cerbera wrote:

The first consumer product to carry a barcode was Wrigleys chewing gum.

There are 35 miles of man made tunnels on the Rock of Gibraltar.

There are five pages of porn on the internet for every 'normal' page.

There's more mileage of road inside the Rock than outside.