How heavy is Mr Newell

Why do you ask?

Ask Paul Thomas.

Attention seeking is a dead giveaway.

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Should I get the popcorn out?  

Sort of question asked by a mortician/ furnace operator.

Or a hangman.

In answer to the OP...he is very heavy

He ain't heavy, he's my brother.

Ba bum tish!

Why?

Do you know you have to be under a certain weight to be cremated in the Plymouth crematoriums, if you are over this weight you have to go to Exeter.

Tgwu wrote:

Do you know you have to be under a certain weight to be cremated in the Plymouth crematoriums, if you are over this weight you have to go to Exeter.

That's worth remembering - if I ever move back to Guz!! 

Tgwu wrote:

Do you know you have to be under a certain weight to be cremated in the Plymouth crematoriums, if you are over this weight you have to go to Exeter.

Not for much longer.................what do you think the new incinerator is for ?

Mutternutter wrote:

Just wondering if they were going to have to reinforce the new mini stand to accommodate him

You should ask your PASB representative? Or PM ATD Argyle Ambassador. Sure someone can help.

Tgwu wrote:

Do you know you have to be under a certain weight to be cremated in the Plymouth crematoriums, if you are over this weight you have to go to Exeter.

Lets hope he gets heavier then..we would gladly incinerate him...dead or alive

The Red Star wrote:

Tgwu wrote:

Do you know you have to be under a certain weight to be cremated in the Plymouth crematoriums, if you are over this weight you have to go to Exeter.

Lets hope he gets heavier then..we would gladly incinerate him...dead or alive

For all the shite he spouts about Exeter it would be funny as feckin feck if he did have to go to Exeter  

Ask Jimmy.  I'm sure his calculations will give you a very rough but way off estimation from which you can draw conclusions.

If you factor in his 'heavies' include his son then we're way off the Krays.

If you mean actual weight ie tonnage, it's irrelevant, hungry cannibals wouldn't eat that sh*t.

can this thread of complete drivel be deleted ????

Only if Bella Russe starts it.

Elias wrote:

can this thread of complete drivel be deleted ????

Is it not a valid question?

Well I'll be fekd.

Elias wrote:

can this thread of complete drivel be deleted ????

If this one goes, then how about 50% of the rest that's on here ?

Whether the topic is tasteful or not, who the feck is anyone to ask for deletion?

I commented originally out of boredom with full knowledge the author was trolling. So what?, it's the banter board, block 16 or whatever it's called.

Lighten up chaps

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Tgwu wrote:

Do you know you have to be under a certain weight to be cremated in the Plymouth crematoriums, if you are over this weight you have to go to Exeter.

Not for much longer.................what do you think the new incinerator is for ?[/quot

That was very good  

Mutternutter wrote:

On the farm he has posted saying he's 45.

What the feck are you on about Paul?

Really what exactly do you get out of trolling this site? Is it a sexual thing for you? Crack one off every time someone replies to your crappy posts?

Seriously your beef is supposedly with Jameson and Newell so feck off over to Pasoti and get on their tits instead ffs.