Celebrity SMACKPOT Mania

Nigella FIT Lawson is appazza a massive coke-head.

***SNORTS***

Who else in the CELEBRITY world duzz drugs?

I recks fookin all of them.

Fookin success stories...

Azz if to prove it, here's a picture of her chocolate log:

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Saaaaiiittchi the slag has given the pair ov em up, the ex an the daughter, both TAKING coke and PROBABLY doin pep pills an some weed. Where will it end? Dehlia would rather vomit up her colon than do any DRUGS foreshore.

Except for the vino..........................let's be avin ya  

My missus asked me what Nighela saw in Saatchi anyway? Nothing to do with his millions of pounds.  

Latest is that Niggella has done a couple of lines but she didn't inhale or summat. What I can't get my head around is that two of her PAs have stolen £700k off her yet she is in the dock being questioned about what she does in her free time with her own money, celebrity does coke shocker! I mean who even cares? A bloke that I knew drank himself to death on cider aged 42 and no one gave a feck, strange world.

Iggy wrote:

My missus asked me what Nighela saw in Saatchi anyway? Nothing to do with his millions of pounds.  

She has her own millions....plus her family wealth.......having an ex-Chancellor as your dad helps to keep the wolf from the door,even if he did try to ruin the country.

I think she was on the bounce from losing her husband to cancer.

ZYPH wrote:

Iggy wrote:

My missus asked me what Nighela saw in Saatchi anyway? Nothing to do with his millions of pounds.  

She has her own millions....plus her family wealth.......having an ex-Chancellor as your dad helps to keep the wolf from the door,even if he did try to  ruin the country.

I think she was on the bounce from losing her husband to cancer.

Take another look at Saatchi and if it's not his millions what does he have going for him?

He's hung like a baby elephant.   

The fact that she could potench be addled on CRACK only serves to make her more attractive, as she is therefore likely to fall IN LOVE with me and cook me BACON and lick her LIPS.

Mock Cuncher wrote:

The fact that she could potench be addled on CRACK only serves to make her more attractive, as she is  therefore likely to fall IN LOVE with me and cook me BACON and lick her LIPS.

That's a very lovely post. Bless.

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She reading Crackanory tonight.