Cliff Richard enough is enough.

On the telly now promoting his 100th album and has obviously stolen his hair from a sixteen year old, his face is stretched and covered with copydex, he looks really wrong. Probably
unfair to judge him on his American style gee you look my Gran face and he is all about the music, I mean 100 hundred albums would be amazing if he didn't do the same rock and roll song, followed by a ballad then a carol, do us a favour and either do a load of heroin, smash a hotel room after giving Mcauley Caulkin a good seeing to and jump out or retire you boring old twonk, enough is enough.

You will be hunted down by a million middle aged women who will have your guts for garters.

Leave old Cliffy alone you have been warned.

I lay awake at night dreaming of being hunted by middle aged women.  

Shirley there's laws against this kind of talk. Are the gallows in the yard still operational?

Iggy wrote:

I lay awake at night dreaming of being hunted by middle aged women.  

I can assure you that having your guts for garters.....doesn't mean another tick on your bedhead.

Has he ever officially been outed? It's pretty obvious he is gay I would say, he turned down Una Stubbs and Sue Barker in their prime so he's either celibate or giving it to some young lad up the wrong un.

I honestly think that he's celibate because he couldn't cope with coming out, I've more respect for George Michael, at least he's not frightened of falling out of a car off his nut whilst driving at 70mph, proper musicians behaviour that is.

He can't be gay - he's a Christian.

ZYPH wrote:

You will be hunted down by a million middle aged women who will have your guts for garters.

Leave old Cliffy alone you have been warned.

Cough. We middle aged women have got George Clooney. I think you might be thinking of old women. Or maybe middle class women.

Didn't realize George Clooney could sing.......Cliffs fan club would disagree with you Peggy.

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Jesus will be turning in his grave.

Thought it was a thread about Cluff, went Kiwi there, singing a song in french about eggs.

knecht wrote:

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Jesus will be turning in his grave.

Not possible Knecht.........have you forgotten what happened at Easter ???

ZYPH wrote:

knecht wrote:

hairy j wrote:

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Jesus will be turning in his grave.

Not possible Knecht.........have you forgotten what happened at Easter ???

We were given eggs?

knecht wrote:

ZYPH wrote:

knecht wrote:

hairy j wrote:

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Jesus will be turning in his grave.

Not possible Knecht.........have you forgotten what happened at Easter ???

We were given eggs?

(Sniggers like a child) 

A bunny hopped by, wearing a bonnet?

The Rolling Stones were formed?


(Clever reference to the Easter story as well as to the wrinkly rockers there.)

knecht wrote:

The Rolling Stones were formed?


(Clever reference to the Easter story as well as to the wrinkly rockers there.)

Only one stone....but rather large,flat and roundish.