Okay not back from Lincoln just first time I’ve been at my computer since arriving back home to Chingford on Saturday evening.
So couldn’t get a babysitter and therefore left the missus at home and took my two youngest sons.
Now this was my first game of the season and I wouldn't normally have made the trip to Lincoln to watch Argyle (cost) but my mate sorted out tickets in the VIP area so I thought “why not”.
I’ll tell you why not.
1) It’s flipping miles to Lincoln
2) Traffic hell in Chingford meaning it took me 30 minutes to get on the M11
3) M11 stationary from M25 junction so headed for the A1
4) Two under 7 years old are great company but need to stop for a pee a lot
5) Raining continuously until we got to north Beds
6) Car radio stopped working so no football chat to build the excitement
7) Asda self service till, ordered £20 cash back and decided to leave it in the dispenser and walk out. Only thought about it when asked for cash at the bar.
VIP lounge food - pasty (carrots) and mushy peas (WTF?)
9) There was a game, I think. New bloke come on looked lively but everyone else were just a bit, well, not that good really.
10) Left the ground, peeing down
11) Tried to find a cash machine and got stuck down a dead end street. Go on Google maps, drive to the end then imaging it pitch black, raining with two hungry kids in the car. Oh and I have a 7 seater Mazda MPV. Nightmare!
Street in Lincoln where I did a 20 point turn
12) McDonalds
13) Long journey home in the rain, no radio, two pee stops
14) Got in about 9pm missus said “did you get my message about milk”, back out into the rain.
I think the kids enjoyed it.