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Hello. I anda few likeminded people are looking to take over Plymouth Argyle for £1.50 and to take on the debts. We all like football and we all purport Plymouth Argyle.

Initial plans are to change the team name to something more appropriate to enable us to gain enough money (we have the £1.50 already) to fund the club back into the Championship. We'll rename the club KFC Trago and we have confirmed sponsorship of the ground from that shop that sells womens clothes for CASH as they've got a lot of cash. That one that's where Top Shop used to be.
Trigger is interested in managing and we'll give him the job as he's NOT related to Blair Sturrock.
Our plans involve essentially buying bean bags (from Trago) and putting them in the Mayflower end rather than having a stand built - stands aren't unique enough for us.
We'll have a President but not the current one - Jock gets the gig and he'll also act as our PR guy as he's quite diplomatic.
Tring will be our head scout in Cyprus as there's untapped talent there and he's quite tanned and has a Ron Atkinson look about him.
Freathy is in too as Head Motivator/club counsellor - he's sympathetic.
Suffered and Punchdrunk will run the fanfests and replace Dave O'Bananas - they're always up for a laugh.

Any questions?

Where did I leave my missing black sock?

Has the £1.50 been lodged with the club's solicitors? I'm not wearing a feckin stupid outfit like the current president wears until I know foreshore that I'm having a table seat opposite Newell on the black pasty.

The table seats on the Black Pasty are nailed on sign that your a "somebody" at Argyle these days.
Who knows..if you can make outa the cheap seats you might get the honor of the company of Nickkkkkkk at the Charidee night.

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Why are you buying bean bags from Trago? He should be donating them fore shore.

I've not thought this through. I'd ban Damon (Damien The Omen) though as he's in a septic gang. He'd probably claim something outlandish on the internet to besmirch me.

It can't be that hard running a club with 5,000 loyal idiots (ahem, I mean fans) and scrape 4th from bottom of league 2.

I'd definitely sign a load of loan players from Walsall called Jerome and Jordan and Connor and other such trendy names.

Who's in?