Horrific pasoti thread

Moist_Von_Lipwig wrote:

pepsipete wrote:

Don't matter what TV you have, it's the same rubbish on it.[/quote


Too much sex on the television is not good. The washing machine is much better.

anyone who can work around a flat screen tv to get sex on deserves a medal

Just going on the fact you said "Bose aren't actually that good" which is actually complete nonsense. But you've admitted that they're okay now so that will do for me.

Hairy's a salesman's dream, knows it all and wants only the very best.

He went into Richer Sounds and waffled for an hour boring the shit out of the staff so one guy sat Hairy down and told him he had a sound system that would make him seem like he was actually watching the band live at a festival. Hairy sat down, put on the earphones and then the salesman threw piss and shit all over him.

Hairy bought the lot  

Yep. I know nowt about owt.