Anyfink new happen while i woz away?

I've been on a two week mural tour, can anyone update me on the new sixty thousand seater stadium and the thirty million rooney deal?

We're aiming for a 2 seater grandstand, Sixty thousand murals and 30 million debt.

pasoti authorized the start of an ethnic cleansing programme

Hairyj and Punchie are now pc gaming buddies and the word on the street is that ATD will soon see its first Civil Partnership.  

I had a major loss: two chunky wax crayons. Eventually found one, and discovered that in fact there was only one missing.

Other than that, nothing much.

i fell in a river

I drank two big glzsses of fizzy white wine, mainly as I was traumatised by the crayon fiasco.