Plymouth City Council Flip Flop Ban

Long overdue for Janners. Didn't even realise hooved animals could wear them   

At least we Janners can see when there's already a thread on a now slightly old piece of news.

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flip flops look well on webbed feet, which are common amongst Janners.

Did anyone see the documentaryon Uri Geller last night  

You feckin inbred thick twats had that muppet bringing Michael Jackson to Sid James Park and they were the most normal fuckers within 20 miles  

"I wiped out all the radar systems between Tel Aviv and Entebbe with the power of my mind"    

Greenjock wrote:

You feckin inbred thick twats had that muppet bringing Michael Jackson to Sid James Park 

Strangely enough I don't see that as a problem, they both actually brought a few quid into the club unlike the bunch we currently have running the good ship ECFC. Perhaps if you had been a bit more careful about who you were serving up the shampoo and truffles to you wouldn't be rattling the begging bowl at Brent the Saviour now.

Lord Tisdale wrote:

Greenjock wrote:

You feckin inbred thick twats had that muppet bringing Michael Jackson to Sid James Park 

Strangely enough I don't see that as a problem, they both actually brought a few quid into the club unlike the bunch we currently have running the good ship ECFC. Perhaps if you had been a bit more careful about who you were serving up the shampoo and truffles to you wouldn't be rattling the begging bowl at Brent the Saviour now.

Bollocks it isn't a problem  

Paedo Jackson and Uri bender Geller associated with your club isn't a problem  

Greenjock wrote:

Bollocks it isn't a problem  

Paedo Jackson and Uri bender Geller associated with your club isn't a problem  

But that's it, they aren't associated with our club, they were associated with some bad times, we have had a lot of good times since, two visits to Wembley even, Geller is harmless and I bet you were first in the queue for tickets when Jacko was in town so your new found disgust carries little weight.

So nah, if it's the only thing you losers have left to throw at us it really don't cut that deep, three years as Devon's top dogs really thickens the skin and the thought of all you Janners having to look up into your Directors box to see Porky's smiling face makes me think that Jacko ain't so bad.

I wouldn't have walked across the road to see the white/black manchild who liked having 8 yr olds at his house for sleepovers LT, and Uri Geller is a joke and you know it lmao.

Pity the cnut couldn't psychicly mend your crumbling walls lol.

Greenjock wrote:

I wouldn't have walked across the road to see the white/black manchild

I think the man doth protest too much.

You loved the man and his music, fess up. One glove Jocky is gonna be your name from now on.

Lord Tisdale wrote:

Greenjock wrote:

I wouldn't have walked across the road to see the white/black manchild

I think the man doth protest too much.

You loved the man and his music, fess up. One glove Jocky is gonna be your name from now on.

Jocky One Glove   Hmmm that has a certain ring to it, but what's the one glove all about? Is that what you scummers wank into while listening to the king of pop  

Nice tattoo you got though LT

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Shamone mother fucker!

Here's LT in the red baseball cap trying to get an autograph.

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Lord Tisdale wrote:

Greenjock wrote:

I wouldn't have walked across the road to see the white/black manchild

I think the man doth protest too much.

You loved the man and his music, fess up. One glove Jocky is gonna be your name from now on.

Shakespeare wasn't taught in failing schools LT. You may have to explain that one to one glove.

"Neither a borrower nor lender be" unless of course you are an Argyle fan or owner

The Red Star wrote:

Lord Tisdale wrote:

Greenjock wrote:

I wouldn't have walked across the road to see the white/black manchild

I think the man doth protest too much.

You loved the man and his music, fess up. One glove Jocky is gonna be your name from now on.

Shakespeare wasn't taught in failing schools LT. You may have to explain that one to one glove.

"Neither a borrower nor lender be" unless of course you are an Argyle fan or owner

Yeah but no but, TRS it was Uri Geller and Michael Jackson ffs, there is no comeback to that   It doesn't matter if we have a superb pitch that we never paid for etc etc. Your club was under the stewardship of spoon bender extraordinaire Uri Geller  

Mind you he did promise not to use his powers to help you win games after he did try once and placed energy infused crystals behind the goals at Sid James Park. Unfortunately he was having an off day as you lost 5-1    

He also made David Beckham's broken foot heal in time for the World Cup and once assisted Reading by having his face on the local paper where Reading fans had to look into his eyes and say "Win reading win" to ensure Reading got the point they needed for promotion. Alan Pardew was less than impressed with his assistance though and accused him of jumping on the bandwagon and trying to cash in on the clubs season long success.

The documentary last night was brilliant though. "I was a superspy and had my own gun given to me by the wife of the president of Mexico" Wasn't Elvis an honorary FBI agent?

He was responsible for the success of the raid at Entebbe by Mossad agents, which he might have been one but is unable to talk about it  

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Look One Glove, you can pont all you like but the fact will always remain that it was Geller who finally got plod to take some notice of the two arse wipes who were raping our club, we owe him for that alone, and as I said, I would take the paedo over Newell so a harmless buffoon like Geller is no problem at all.

Owwwww