Moonstoning - like Tombstoning but in the nip

http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/Naked-teenagers-risk-life-new-craze-moonstoning/story-19490429-detail/story.html

Some of the pictures are great! Naked Janners.

Love the kid who's naked apart from his trainer socks. They'll help.

Imagine your naked scrotum hitting the water at terminal velocity. I don't really think this is a 'craze'.

Stupid little fuckers, and if one of them got swatted on the rocks there would be the same outcry that that stupid little idiot that thought it was great to jump of the Torpoint Ferry into the Tamar at the coldest time of the year.
If the worst did happen there would be no sympathy from this call-sign.

There you have it. Punchie, the voice of reason. I hate to think what you're like when you get a Kinder Surprise and it contains a 'girls' toy.

<<<<STOP PRESS>>>>

HairyJ trolls for a reaction again.

And again, and again....

It's called banter you fuckwit. How is this trolling?

Goading Punchie in to a reaction after he made a fair point, would generally be regarded as trolling.

You fly in to a Mary Whitehouse style rage in one thread, then go trolling and throwing insults around in another.

I'm pretty sure you're bi-polar.

Mary Whitehouse. LOL. Most of what I post is dripping with sarcasm - ironic you don't 'get'it' given your username. I'm also hardly goading Punchie - that shit's not even a challenge.

Another selective charge of trolling I see. If somebody gives their opinion on something and somebody else just rubbishes it without replying to the content then that's ok if it's certain people. But, if a certain selective few do it then it isn't valid and considered trolling for a reaction. I'm beginning to get the hang of it now I think.

Bitch, bitch, bitch.....

You don't like it, fukk off.

They are young and naive and enjoying themselves.
Let them get on with it I say.
Wish I had the bottle to do it.

That's one helluva drop. Not sure I would've done that in my prime. Now it wouldn't be a pretty site at all  

gasser9 wrote:

They are young and naive and enjoying themselves.
Let them get on with it I say.
Wish I had the bottle to do it.

I think we all probably did dangerously stupid things when we were growing up. I think a fair barometer for me would now be - would I be happy for my kids to be doing that sort of thing for kicks?

Czarcasm wrote:

gasser9 wrote:

They are young and naive and enjoying themselves.
Let them get on with it I say.
Wish I had the bottle to do it.

I think we all probably did dangerously stupid things when we were growing up. I think a fair barometer for me would now be - would I be happy for my kids to be doing that sort of thing for kicks?

Hmmm not sure about that. I think we all get a bit hypocritical when it comes to parenting   I know I tell my stepson off for doing things that are far less naughty than the things I got up to and my parents scolded me for  

Let 'em get on with their tombstoning and even moonstoning. Go anywhere in the world, when it's hot and where there's sea and high rocks you'll see the local young male population leaping off them. In fact these 'moonstoners' would absolutely shit themselves at some of the heights lads jump/dive from in some other parts of the world.

Greenjock wrote:

Czarcasm wrote:

gasser9 wrote:

They are young and naive and enjoying themselves.
Let them get on with it I say.
Wish I had the bottle to do it.

I think we all probably did dangerously stupid things when we were growing up. I think a fair barometer for me would now be - would I be happy for my kids to be doing that sort of thing for kicks?

Hmmm not sure about that. I think we all get a bit hypocritical when it comes to parenting   I know I tell my stepson off for doing things that are far less naughty than the things I got up to and my parents scolded me for  

Foreshore yeah. But as parents I think we're allowed to implement the "do as I say, not as I do(did)" rule  

Maybe they should put up a poster on the wall of the kid who misjudged his jump up there last year and will now be wheeling himself round in a chair for the rest of his life.

I've jumped off that cliff, in a canoe. Go on, hit me in the stomach.

hairy j wrote:

Some of the pictures are great! Naked Janners.

Troll or not, and even allowing for Hairy generally being a total fook'tard, I think the point has been missed here.

Hairy was in fact bigging up his fascination with the exposed Willy, far more relevant going forward than whether a few kids get splattered.

Like most, I suspect, I did a few, actually quite a few, things which could have been described as dangerous, some of which scared the blocks off me as I have the misfortune be afflicted with an irrational, pathological fear of heights, so scaling the front of the Norwegian Embassy to have away the flag was a  bit of a trial for me, I assume the statute of limitations is up on that one after 38 years.

Kids will always be kids, Second Born recently leapt a silly distance from some rocks into the sea off Croatia recently, goaded into doing it by her fookwit Janner Husband no doubt, rugby man so not as painful as it might have been, fortunately she followed her old man's rules and kept it real, she thought she could do it safely and she did, occasionally some kids get it wrong, a shame but let's not try to wrap them in cotton wool or the pool that we might one day draw our service people from might shrink to unacceptable levels.

Chingers wrote:

I've jumped off that cliff, in a canoe.  Go on, hit me in the stomach.  

AStrictly speaking, would that be jumping or paddling?

I always said to my kids "I don't mind what you do, I just don't want to see you doing it".

Chingers wrote:

I've jumped off that cliff, in a canoe.  Go on, hit me in the stomach.  

How does that work then chingers? Is there a purpose built canoe with leg holes already built in or do you have to adapt one?
Fwiw I've jumped off there and further down by the west hoe pier, none of me or my mattes were injured but one has a mental age of about seven from a bike accident, I know numerous people who have died in bikes and cars and a super fit mate of my sisters drowned off Beesands a couple of weeks ago whilst training for a cross channel swim. I have always needed a buzz now and again and will definitely be tombstoning again this summer, I won't be going off there though, no feckin way.

Oh Ricki baby you are a one. Did you have your's out when you typed that left handed? Just a little maybe? That's a nasty stammer you have there, take a deep breath next time before your outburst.

Nearly all young persons do stupid things and a fair few supposed grown ups as well if it comes to that. Would I like it if it was mine. No don't think I would. Would it stop them doing something else equally as stupid. No I doubt it would.

I lifted my canoe (kayak) onto that ledge then climbed in, attached the spray deck put on my safety helmet, picked up my paddle and breathed out. My friend, let's call him Phil, then counted down from 5 to 1 and pushed me off the edge.
Obviously the canoe (kayak) was stored at home in my double garage and I brought it to the Hoe on the roof of my SUV tying it down to a roof rack specifically designed for the canoe (kayak). I wore a wetsuit to counter the cold water and booties and gloves for added protection. My other mate, let's call him Guy was already in the water in a support capacity.
None of this is true although I do have a friend called Phil. But not Guy.
Good luck out there.

Sensiblegreeny wrote:

Nearly all young persons do stupid things and a fair few supposed grown ups as well if it comes to that.    Would I like it if it was mine.    No don't think I would.    Would it stop them doing something else equally as stupid.    No I doubt it would.    

Agree with this and Lord Tis comment before that.

Life without risk is no life at all.

That said, I would prefer pics of naked females (above the age of consent) moonstoning rather than males, but hey ho, each to their own