Janner Apathy?

Football fans moan - that's what we do best!

If Rick and Dave were born in Sarf London would they sound like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-2H_jUhScA

To be a Janner must be a wonderful thing
A famous diver and a union man
Or a slave trader, yes I think I would like that

To be abused and have lots of grans
Have a parking space but not know my mam
and loathed by everyone
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To Be a Janner (Someone)

By The Ja(m)n

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