Pineapple

One word which brought a barbecue to a halt on Saturday. Pineapple. Clearly we'd all had a few too many ales when the female barby organiser made an outrageous statement about pineapple. I must be living in a box as I had no idea about pineapples "cleansing" properties.
Funny the things people will admit to when drunk. Makes it less "salty" in case you're naive like me.

You should eat loads of sugar puffs to anger the missus. They make your piss smell awful.

As do asparigus!

Ha ha, they smell like piss before they go into your body. My brother knew I used to hate them so would bring up a bowlful into our bedroom and would eat them with a tea spoon to drag the experience out.

Sugar puffs not asparagus. That would be weird. Or French.

Chingers wrote:

One word which brought a barbecue to a halt on Saturday. Pineapple. Clearly we'd all had a few too many ales when the female barby organiser made an outrageous statement about pineapple. I must be living in a box as I had no idea about pineapples "cleansing" properties.
Funny the things people will admit to when drunk. Makes it less "salty" in case you're naive like me.

Yeah but emmm, how the fek does she get a pineapple errr, up there?

I still say you can't beat the old toilet brush and a big dollop of bleach, preferable the thick stuff.

I eat 8 packets of Smokey bacon crisps every day and I've got a curly one.

I eat three cucumbers a day, I've got a .....

GOB wrote:

I eat three cucumbers a day, I've got a .....

Green one.

Yup

So do you just eat the pineapple? Or do you cut it up, put it in a bowl, and garnish it with your jizz?

Chingers wrote:

One word which brought a barbecue to a halt on Saturday. Pineapple. Clearly we'd all had a few too many ales when the female barby organiser made an outrageous statement about pineapple. I must be living in a box as I had no idea about pineapples "cleansing" properties.
Funny the things people will admit to when drunk. Makes it less "salty" in case you're naive like me.

From (distant) memory, I can tell you that a diet of pork pies and sausages does not have this effect.

I must stop eating bananas.

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did someone say pineapple

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Anyway I like salt just saying like

Salt is bad for you in large quantities, a small dose is fine though.