When I went to the Sheff Weds away game where we beat them 3-1 under Sturrock I had booked a B+B for me and my mate without really checking it out much and when we got there, two other mates had joined us and wanted a room as well, the guy who owned it took us down to his "dungeon" and showed us his bedroom.
There was a huge waterbed and mirrors all over the ceiling, with handcuffs, whips and dildo's scattered around
The thing is he was an absolute dork who had probably never had any woman down there, at least any conscious women, and he also kept bees in another room in the B+B.
A complete oddball and the next morning when we all surfaced for breakfast an elderly woman, maybe his gran? served our breakfast and said that he wouldn't be around because of a personal problem, so we all stayed and had breakfast without paying
She never asked for the money so none of us offered.
feck all to do with laptops though