Useful tips gained from experience

Never camp in a tent that is pitched in a dry river bed at the bottom of a mountain.

I wouldn't do that anyway. Did you get wet ?

Just a bit!

I wouldn't have done it either but it was dark when we arrived and I didn't even know there was a fekin mountain there!

Then there was the hurricane winds but at that stage it was just a case of laughing really and rolling around in the mud, I forgot what fun that was!

Never camp in a tent, look for the nearest five star hotel, unless you have kids with you.

good advice Pete, that's exactly what we done.

I've got a tip for you gents!

It is a fashion tip. Braces. Any an oik, indeed many an oik, can wear a belt to hold his trousers up. But only a certain kind of gentleman can sport braces in a fashion which reeks of the aristocracy! Braces mean that the trousers can sit above the waist, as opposed to upon the waist as if you are some form of sailor or peasant working the land! They seperate the wheat from the chaff!

Mock Cuncher wrote:

I've got a tip for you gents!

It is a fashion tip. Braces. Any an oik, indeed many an oik, can wear a belt to hold his trousers up. But only a certain kind of gentleman can sport braces in a fashion which reeks of the aristocracy! Braces mean that the trousers can sit above the waist, as opposed to upon the waist as if you are some form of sailor or peasant working the land! They seperate the wheat from the chaff!

Oh....how I wish I'd received a gentleman's education

Don't eat/ touch yellow snow.

If in danger or in doubt, always keep a good lookout.

marriage... stay clear

Never ever ever, stand between a dog, and the lamp post.

Never under any circumstance take a sleeping pill & a laxative on the same night