Facebook is charging punters to message celebrities such as Tom Daley.
I really want in on this scam as a middle man and I'll just post him a message to his postbox at home park.
It's on a sliding scale of how big a celebrity you are and it's over a tenner to message Salman Rushdie? Facebook could make a fortune here with Islamic extremists queuing up to drop him a line.
Only 71p to contact Miranda Hart though, she's worth every penny.
There is no truth in the rumour that you get a fiver if you message Chris Webb though.
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