Reptilians

Like Jock with Bigfoot, I've gone on an internet hiatus. I've been researching the Reptillian theories of David Icke.

Elvis was apparently a shape-shifting lizard.

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Pretty damn conclusive if you ask me.

Most of the people in power right now are actually space lizards and they use technology to hide this - they mask their true identities with holograms. Interesting stuff. These lizard things are everywhere. Prince Phillip is one, Beyonce is too and there's conclusive proof that ex-President Bush is one.

Is somebody taking the p

Evidently

Taking the P and giving it L

feckin slimy lizards. i reckon newell is one and brent fuckin defo is.

so we have a high speed rail link being built by a country that is apparently skint, nwo hq in the uk now, a cock in the prime ministers spot, and a forced upon us bout of austerity to pay back private banking individuals. ike is right.

Greenjock wrote:

Is somebody taking the p

There's some good Bigfoot threads on his forum.

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Check the spelling of the thread?

Greenjock wrote:

Check the spelling of the thread?

You're worried about an additional letter L rather than inter-gallactic shapeshifting lizard people who are here to enslave the planet. Sort your priorities out Jock.

hairy j wrote:

Greenjock wrote:

Check the spelling of the thread?

You're worried about an additional letter L rather than inter-gallactic shapeshifting lizard people who are here to enslave the planet. Sort your priorities out Jock.

And the missing P

Matt Bellamy from Muse used to believe similar things but now says that he might have read the wrong books in the past

I use a tablet now and I type too fast for the keyboard - thread title changed.

I don't believe in reptilian shapeshifting aliens but right now, on the David Icke forum, there's hundreds of people that do.

I might go out tomorrow.

Is Icke the same as Scientology?

Fookin creeps.

Does David Icke still wear a purple shellsuit and talk about pyramids as well? I know he has some strange allegations of what Jimmy Savile got up to.

He was a goalkeeper for WBA back in the day and then presented MOTD and Grandstand. Can't see Gary Linekar joining his gang though.

There's loads on Jim'll being a satanic peado. The general idea is that Governments are full of sex offenders as those who control them can get them to do anything as they fear exposure so they get these people in positions of ultimate control and use them like puppets. The real powerful people in the World are all related and share the same DNA as ancient lizard Gods. The Church and the media are also awash with these people - I think that's what it's about.

Bigfoot isn't a peado Jock so don't worry.

hairy j wrote:

There's loads on Jim'll being a satanic peado. The general idea is that Governments are full of sex offenders as those who control them can get them to do anything as they fear exposure so they get these people in positions of ultimate control and use them like puppets. The real powerful people in the World are all related and share the same DNA as ancient lizard Gods. The Church and the media are also awash with these people - I think that's what it's about.

Bigfoot isn't a peado Jock so don't worry.

So doesn't it really matter who you vote for? Or are all the candidates fly eaters who lick their own eyeballs?

Coventry.

Greenjock wrote:

hairy j wrote:

There's loads on Jim'll being a satanic peado. The general idea is that Governments are full of sex offenders as those who control them can get them to do anything as they fear exposure so they get these people in positions of ultimate control and use them like puppets. The real powerful people in the World are all related and share the same DNA as ancient lizard Gods. The Church and the media are also awash with these people - I think that's what it's about.

Bigfoot isn't a peado Jock so don't worry.

So doesn't it really matter who you vote for? Or are all the candidates fly eaters who lick their own eyeballs?

Some are ass lickers

pepsipete wrote:

Greenjock wrote:

hairy j wrote:

There's loads on Jim'll being a satanic peado. The general idea is that Governments are full of sex offenders as those who control them can get them to do anything as they fear exposure so they get these people in positions of ultimate control and use them like puppets. The real powerful people in the World are all related and share the same DNA as ancient lizard Gods. The Church and the media are also awash with these people - I think that's what it's about.

Bigfoot isn't a peado Jock so don't worry.

So doesn't it really matter who you vote for? Or are all the candidates fly eaters who lick their own eyeballs?

Some are ass lickers

Do they still eat flies?

If you don't want to discuss this sensibly, get out of my thread.

What make is your tablet, Hairy?

Czarcasm wrote:

What make is your tablet, Hairy?

Arnova
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It runs everything gaming wise on the play store and can multi-task quite well - the processer is very good, the wi-fi range is decent and it's HD. The battery life is about seven hours playing hd video. I've got a desktop in the house so I just need it as a web browser/media device and android gaming platform and it does all of those things well.

What do you think about lizard overlords?

And to think I paid a fortune for his education and he can't even spell reptilian right the first time. He worries me sometimes.

hairy j wrote:

Czarcasm wrote:

What make is your tablet, Hairy?

Arnova
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It runs everything gaming wise on the play store and can multi-task quite well - the processer is very good, the wi-fi range is decent and it's HD. The battery life is about seven hours playing hd video. I've got a desktop in the house so I just need it as a web browser/media device and android gaming platform and it does all of those things well.

What do you think about lizard overlords?

They're not on my list of 'most hated', but I couldn't eat a whole one.

[quote="hairy j"]There's loads on Jim'll being a satanic peado. The general idea is that Governments are full of sex offenders as those who control them can get them to do anything as they fear exposure so they get these people in positions of ultimate control and use them like puppets. The real powerful people in the World are all related and share the same DNA as ancient lizard Gods. The Church and the media are also awash with these people - I think that's what it's about.

It's all so true, why do people laugh at this man?