In the bottom two again tonight?

We have been relying on other teams results for a couple of weeks now to keep us out of the bottom two or even off the bottom - our luck has finally run out.

We just cant manage to score.

Happy days !

Lord Tisdale wrote:

Happy days !

Enjoy it while you can!

akagreengull wrote:

Lord Tisdale wrote:

Happy days !

Enjoy it while you can!

Tbh it's getting a bit old hat now, three years since you presented any kind of challenge whatsoever with little or no sign of you making any progress on or off the pitch, we need to forget about you and start focussing on bigger and better clubs like Yeovil, Stevenage or Crawley.

We'll meet again, actually, we might well not. Fortunately I learnt from the first time I got my leg over that there was more to life than football, or maybe it was after the first time of getting pissed on Scrumy from the Kings Head in Elburton.

Lord Tisdale wrote:

akagreengull wrote:

Lord Tisdale wrote:

Happy days !

Enjoy it while you can!

Tbh it's getting a bit old hat now, three years since you presented any kind of challenge whatsoever with little or no sign of you making any progress on or off the pitch, we need to forget about you and start focussing on bigger and better clubs like Yeovil, Stevenage or Crawley.

Lord Tisdale, was it you I bet against at the start of the season? Who would finish higher out of Argyle and Exeter?

If it was I think I can safely pay up a bit earlier than I had intended

Greenjock wrote:

Lord Tisdale, was it you I bet against at the start of the season? Who would finish higher out of Argyle and Exeter?

If it was I think I can safely pay up a bit earlier than I had intended

I dunno Jock, may well have been, either way the next time you are down the battle for a pig's have the first one on me.

I take no solace in rubbing up you boys in your time of pain, that's just standard banter, what I love is the pain the Pork knob end must feel every time he comes on line looking for that bit of comfort which comes from sharing the bad with yer mates only to find that he is now the primest example of a Porky no mates on the planet. You just know how much extra pain that adds to the weekly beatings from the likes of Oxford and Northampton while his precious PAFC, which of course he has done as much to fook up as just about anybody, languish dog last of the 92.

You old mate Cerbera was extolling his pearls of wisdom on Pshitty recently about how much it would cost us and the Turks if you lot did actually find your natural level, the little man with penis envy syndrome that makes him drive a forkwit's gas guzzler seems incapable of working out that the added costs of policing any game that draws an Ageing hoolie and his best buds out from Swilly pretty much negates any increase in the crowd. PAFC will lose far more with the loss of League 'free' money, support for the youth set up and the total absence of any visiting support, the home games agin us and them must rake in a good extra £100k for ya, especially if we are both battling for things come the end of March. You could be looking at close to a million all in, then when you find the Conference is no bed of roses, see Luton are way off the play off pace and that is by no means an easy ride.

I still want to see you down there based on 50 years of dominance, less the four of course, but maily because of Porky and Webb, the Avivas, some horrible people when I was a lad and all the forkwits who still talk about what a huge club you might have been, yes Tring I am talking about you.

Bottom line, I still don't think you are going down, the years have taught me that I just ain't that lucky.

What makes you think lord Tisdale that we won't go down, except of course we have'nt done, so far?

akagreengull wrote:

What makes you think lord Tisdale that we won't go down, except of course we have'nt done, so far?

Nuttin!

Just like last year when I called Chelsea to win the Chump's League when they were as good as out, sometimes some things look nailed on, other times things don't look likely at all but for no particular reason, plus your form since Sherry Baby waltzed in really isn't that bad. It's 2 from 7 down there which leaves five smiling at the close of play.

Lord Tisdale wrote:

akagreengull wrote:

What makes you think lord Tisdale that we won't go down, except of course we have'nt done, so far?

Nuttin!

Just like last year when I called Chelsea to win the Chump's League when they were as good as out, sometimes some things look nailed on, other times things don't look likely at all but for no particular reason, plus your form since Sherry Baby waltzed in really isn't that bad. It's 2 from 7 down there which leaves five smiling at the close of play.

Tis you and old red star knickers love us really, we could trade our most important ever fan, for you two green boyz, go on you know you want to

Sufferedsince68 wrote:

Tis you and old red star knickers love us really, we could trade our most important ever fan, for you two green boyz, go on you know you want to

Far be it from moi to big up either myself or the Red Star, who incidentally had blood on the bench up at Burton, but I feel that trade wouldn't get you the time of day anywhere.

Nobody in their right mind would ever want a fook'tard like him involved with their club.

Yes we are rock feckin bottom - total bollocks.

Well, maybe I am full of poo after all, it would seem that only your little feathered chums are completely fubar, ffs even Accy check in with a big win, just a shame York couldn't hang on, friggin Nardiello.

Now don't be asking me how we are doing it, I have no clue, I have seen us five times this season and we are distinctly ordinary, having said that I have seen Gillingham and Port Vale play, neither of who looked anything special at all. This is a mega weak league, the fact that you are now three adrift at the bottom has to be cause for some serious soul searching in the Porkroom, you boys need to make yourselves heard and that doesn't mean posting on ATD.

Cannot beleive you've let your club sink so low!

Cut my teeth with lord Tis on the big bank nigh on fifty years back! Since those days I think we could count one year when we finished above you (on goal difference), years and years of humiliation. Argyle were always the big team whos name we dare not invoke.

Which makes any kind of celebration regarding getting a point at AFC Wimbledon such a hilarious occasion! Even if it was only a draw!

Thank you so much to Porkie, Stapleton, Kagami, Ridsdale, Porkie, Mariner, Gardner, Fletcher, The World Cup Bid, Porkie, Webb, Brent and have I mentioned Porkie? for making a couple of old men so very, very happy.

PAFC the viagra of the football world!

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As much as my neolithic football instincts want to see Argyle faceplant into non-league obscurity I cant quite shake the feeling that somehow you'll come good.

This site and Pastyoti keep harping on about the dearth of technical ability in the squad, but in truth this league is such the thick end of a dog turd this season that all it'll take is a spawny arse-deflected own goal to chalk up a 1-0 and inject the tinsiest bit of self belief, that you may then rattle of just enough points to do it. With so much-of-a-muchness floating about down there, it'll all be about form, and with 3 points in it and 6 or 7 teams playing musical chairs, theres still enough time for someone to drop one massively and you to just about turn it around. Form is temporary and shytness is constant - especially when everyone is as poo as each other and all that.

The only positive spin from a Grecian pov is that even if you save yourselves, you may not actually 'save yourselves'. The last time you graced our level and made an attempt at complete shytery, you werent actually that shyte, allowing El Mark 1 Lugo to attract some decentish players and turn the good ship Argyle around. Now however, after 5 cat fights in a row - and the 2nd consecutive one at the ass end of it all - combined with the fact that the esteemed, prudent and respected Mr Brent has been transparent enough with you to tell you that he wont cough up for a deficit next time round; if you do stay up, I do wonder about all these comments about "get to the end of the season and rebuild when the current squad is out of contract". Hasn't that been your mantra for the last 3-4 years now?

I just dont see a bus on the way down the A38 carrying your next Friio, Coughlan, Marino et. al.

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Things could be going your way Tizza.

Rise wrote:

I just dont see a bus on the way down the A38 carrying your next Friio, Coughlan, Marino et. al.

Of the current squad including loanees, none of the players would even get on the bench of the 2001 vintage at this same level.

There are still plenty of points to play for, and enough teams within grasp from where we are for us to stay up with a couple of wins. It seems a long way off, though.

The best result possible tomorrow is we go 21st on goal difference over Wimbledon two points clear of the bottom if of course we win, so the answer to the question is we probably will be.