ATD is ageist

I tried changing my age in my profle to reflect my true age instead of pretending to be 12. I put in my real birthday and this come up...........

'Sorry, this site does not accept user older than 99 years old'

Tell me about it.

Feck off you old buzzards.

feckin wrinklies always bloody moaning. You wait, Sensible will be along in a minute adding his comments to this thread, smelling of a mixture of piss, Werthers Originals and catfood, mumbling about the price of this and that, or how disrespectful Hairy is.

Mods could we have a Saga section for them?

zackly jock,,,,why do they all smell of piss ?,,and god i wish theyd walk a bit faster in asda,

You wait! When you're old you begin to forget things. Some men forget to do their flies up afterwards. Some forget to undo them in the first place.

are you a oldy kneckt?

60 is the new 30.

knecht wrote:

You wait! When you're old you begin to forget things. Some men forget to do their flies up afterwards. Some forget to undo them in the first place.

Oh shit, I'm doing that now!

tcm wrote:

zackly jock,,,,why do they all smell of piss ?,,and god i wish theyd walk a bit faster in asda,

I've had this idea for a gameshow for a while now, where over-populated countries or in times like this where recession is hitting hard, countries like the UK having millions of elderly people receiving benefits for decades as the life expectancy rate keeps increasing, get to select 37 of the costliest pensioners they have on their books, to play wrinkly roulette.

Viewers can suggest local old people or relatives they would like to see on TV or eradicated, to take part in a game of chance where the odds of winning are 37 to one, which coincidentally are the odds of receiving their next pension payment. The pesky pensioners are allocated a number each, totally at random as verified by an independant adjudicator, and then take there place at the wheel of fate.

The old gits are placed on a square with a corresponding number to the one they chose earlier, which when they are all numbered up forms a giant sized roulette wheel. The squares are all actually trapdoors above a pirhana and shark filled pool and one by one as their number comes up from an ordinary sized roulette wheel which is surrounded by semi-naked dolly birds who take turns to spin the wheel, they fall to certain death amidst the smell of fear and freshly shit pants.

This carries on until there are just 3 squares left, where we break off for the lottery draws, and then return until but one old fucker remains and is the winner. The lucky winner gets to travel back home in luxury, the number 17 bus they can use their bus pass on, and they receive their pension as normal the following Wednesday before they return again as the reigning champion on Saturday where they get the opportunity to defend their title as wrinkly of the week.

Thrilling stuff that will have younger viewers on the edge of their seats and older viewers on the edge of a breakdown worried that they will be picked out to participate in the next weeks show.

David Cameron and George Osborne are really enthusiastic about it and are ready to give it the thumbs up to replace "In it to win it". It is estimated that over a year it will save the country millions in no longer required state pension as the elderly numbers drop rapidly. Some devoured right in front of our eyes on primetime TV, many more suffering fatal strokes and cardiac arrest from worrying about being chosen, and a mass exodus of lucky ones who have enough money stuffed into their piss soaked mattrasses to flee to Florida where the game is outlawed.

It's an alternative Generation Game

Get rid of families with kids, that's where all the fecking money goes. Castrate live on TV 25 eighteen to thirty year old males and the same number of families with 3 or more kids do the same game show you describe above jock. That will save a whole lot more than the wrinkly variety. I haven't pissed myself since 2010 and it's now 2348.

Yours is the first name on the list sensible. Put forward by someone called Aaron?

I like smelling of piss. It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling I haven't had since hanging on to my dear old mums tits!

Sensiblegreeny wrote:

I haven't pissed myself since 2010 and it's now 2348.

Now that did make I larf, now if only us old feckers were as organised and motivated as the Muslims we could be running this country.

There are 14 million over 60s in this country, Cameron got 10 and a half million votes.

Lord Tisdale wrote:

Sensiblegreeny wrote:

I haven't pissed myself since 2010 and it's now 2348.

Now that did make I larf, now if only us old feckers were as organised and motivated as the Muslims we could be running this country.

There are 14 million over 60s in this country, Cameron got 10 and a half million votes.

We'd make Werthers available on the NHS and force the BBC to run replays of Morecambe & Wise.

Aaron is only pissed off at me jock because he thought his dad was Elvis Presley. He was so disappointed when I had to tell him that I honestly didn't know who it was.

Was he all shook up?

Huh Huh!!!

And his Moma cried...............

Sensiblegreeny wrote:

Get rid of families with kids, that's where all the fecking money goes. Castrate live on TV 25 eighteen to thirty year old males and the same number of families with 3 or more kids do the same game show you describe above jock. That will save a whole lot more than the wrinkly variety. I haven't pissed myself since 2010 and it's now 2348.

You are my mum and I claim my £5.

tcm wrote:

zackly jock,,,,why do they all smell of piss ?,,and god i wish theyd walk a bit faster in asda,

is this thick tw@t serious,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

No.

Course he isn't serious. Pensioners wouldn't be seen dead in ASDA, they only shop in M&S. They do that because of 2 reasons. First they can afford to and secondly because young chaves can't and therefore it's a chave free zone.

Sensiblegreeny wrote:

Course he isn't serious. Pensioners wouldn't be seen dead in ASDA, they only shop in M&S. They do that because of 2 reasons. First they can afford to and secondly because young chaves can't and therefore it's a chave free zone.

chave rhymes with shave...actually they sound far less threatening when spoken like that.

"There were a group of young chaves at the end of the street."

Absolutely fine.

Sensiblegreeny wrote:

Course he isn't serious. Pensioners wouldn't be seen dead in ASDA, they only shop in M&S. They do that because of 2 reasons. First they can afford to and secondly because young chaves can't and therefore it's a chave free zone.

Stop moaning when you get robbed then. If you have so much money it won't matter if a few chaves take what you have stashed under your bed will it?

Attention seeking old buzzards.