Come and get it..................NOW.

Greenjock wrote:

Mapperley, darling wrote:

was it something he ate?

probably Smeg

Right, I'll be your agent. I'll only take 15%.

If you can't get a job as a scriptwriter there's no justice in the world.

FYI, I stuck a Bosch sticker over the Beko sign and got and extra £50. Them Janners aren't as sharp as they make out you know.

His misuss was a bit of alroiiiight though. Could tell she was a Mount Wide girl though, she still had seaweed hanging from her furburger.

Grumpy Shunter wrote:

FYI, I stuck a Bosch sticker over the Beko sign and got and extra £50. Them Janners aren't as sharp as they make out you know.

His misuss was a bit of alroiiiight though. Could tell she was a Mount Wide girl though, she still had seaweed hanging from her furburger.

Nice one. I bet you saw them coming a Miele off.

Greenjock wrote:

Grumpy Shunter wrote:

FYI, I stuck a Bosch sticker over the Beko sign and got and extra £50. Them Janners aren't as sharp as they make out you know.

His misuss was a bit of alroiiiight though. Could tell she was a Mount Wide girl though, she still had seaweed hanging from her furburger.

Nice one. I bet you saw them coming a Miele off.

Kin'ell Gj, that was so shit it gave me a BTBL (Brent Trembling Bottom Lip)

Grumpy Shunter wrote:

Greenjock wrote:

Grumpy Shunter wrote:

FYI, I stuck a Bosch sticker over the Beko sign and got and extra £50. Them Janners aren't as sharp as they make out you know.

His misuss was a bit of alroiiiight though. Could tell she was a Mount Wide girl though, she still had seaweed hanging from her furburger.

Nice one. I bet you saw them coming a Miele off.

Kin'ell Gj, that was so shit it gave me a BTBL (Brent Trembling Bottom Lip)

You sat on the tumble drier wanking again?

Greenjock wrote:

Grumpy Shunter wrote:

Greenjock wrote:

Grumpy Shunter wrote:

FYI, I stuck a Bosch sticker over the Beko sign and got and extra £50. Them Janners aren't as sharp as they make out you know.

His misuss was a bit of alroiiiight though. Could tell she was a Mount Wide girl though, she still had seaweed hanging from her furburger.

Nice one. I bet you saw them coming a Miele off.

Kin'ell Gj, that was so shit it gave me a BTBL (Brent Trembling Bottom Lip)

You sat on the tumble drier wanking again?

Nah, I sold that to the buuuuurd from Mount Wise as well. But I have tried that before. Just out of curiousity you understand

Grumpy Shunter wrote:

You're all materialsitic hooligans of the Nth degree, you're all excessively concerned with physical comforts or the acquisition of material things rather than spiritual, intellectual, moral, or cultural values.

Stick your Zanusi's, Miele's and Whirlpools up yer fat janner fuckpig arses.

I'm poor, but by jolly I have a cock like a horse.

Right, I'm off to Lidl to do some shopping. Huzzah!!

Yeh a seahorse!

mouldyoldgoat wrote:

Grumpy Shunter wrote:

You're all materialsitic hooligans of the Nth degree, you're all excessively concerned with physical comforts or the acquisition of material things rather than spiritual, intellectual, moral, or cultural values.

Stick your Zanusi's, Miele's and Whirlpools up yer fat janner fuckpig arses.

I'm poor, but by jolly I have a cock like a horse.

Right, I'm off to Lidl to do some shopping. Huzzah!!

Yeh a seahorse!

I was thinking more along the lines of a shire horse

A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And no one can talk to a horse, of course................ah fecking forget it.

Right, I'm off to Lidl to do some shopping. geek Huzzah!!

nothing wrong with lidl some of there stuff is far better than most supermarkets.

knecht wrote:

I'm sure hairy will come along and say you should have bought Bosch.

I don't know what our washing machine is. I am not allowed to use it. It's white and makes a noise and it's in the back room.

I'm snobby with AV stuff like TVs, amps and speakers.

I'm not into fridges either. They keep beer cold but there never seems to be any beer in it by 6pm on Sundays.

You can wash these-

http://www.pasoti.co.uk/talk/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=73695

In your new washing machines. I'm sure Punchie and SS68 will be wearing their's to the next fansfest

That site used to hold dear principles like being fiercely Independent of the club.

I honestly believe an ATD-type site would have been born, even without all the cleansing done by Pasoti Mods in the past, because there are many many fans that don't want to post on a site owned and moderated by trough snorters hanging on Brent's every word.

Ten years ago, the thought of Pasoti t-shirts being sold in the club shop, would have drawn a similar reaction to the one we would give if ATD t-shirts were planned on being sold there.

True enough. Independence means one thing and mods in the directors box means something else.

I see Ponty is next to get the directors box treatment at Aldershot.

Chemical Ali wrote:

You can wash these-

http://www.pasoti.co.uk/talk/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=73695

In your new washing machines. I'm sure Punchie and SS68 will be wearing their's to the next fansfest

Feckin brilliant, I'm going to get one of these and then put "I've been Deepthroated" across the back in big fuk off lettering.

Chemical Ali wrote:

I see Ponty is next to get the directors box treatment at Aldershot.

What do you call a Welshman in a Directors box? A Taff Toff.

What do you call a Welshman in a Directors box who is 'ard like Ponty? A Tough Taff Toff.

What do you call a Welshman in a Directors box who is 'ard like Ponty having an argument? A Tough Taff Toff Tiff

What do you call a Welshman in a Directors box who is 'ard like Ponty having an argument and then hitting someone? A Tough Taff Toff Tiff Biff.

What do you call a Welshman in a Directors box? who is 'ard like Ponty having an argument and then hitting someone who's got his hair styled like Elvis? A Tough Taff Tiff Biff Quiff.

What do you call a Welshman in a Directors box? who is 'ard like Ponty having an argument and then hitting someone who's got his hair styled like Elvis, and has just farted
?
A Tough Taff Toff Tiff Biff Quiff Whiff.

What do you call a Welshman in a Directors box? who is 'ard like Ponty having an argument and then hitting someone who's got his hair styled like Elvis, and has farted, in an animation? A Tough Taff Toff Tiff Biff Quiff Whiff Gif.

Iggy wrote:

Chemical Ali wrote:

You can wash these-

http://www.pasoti.co.uk/talk/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=73695

In your new washing machines. I'm sure Punchie and SS68 will be wearing their's to the next fansfest

Feckin brilliant, I'm going to get one of these and then put "I've been Deepthroated" across the back in big fuk off lettering.

Give Brent,tubby and webb one of the shirts with that on.