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If and when John Sheridan [or anyone else for that matter] is appointed,how many paragraphs of his first press comments will it take for the word "potential" to be uttered?

I'll go for the third.

First.

In fact I reckon we should gather a collection of key phrases, and see how many he throws in.

I'll go for '"false position", "make HP a fortress again", & "sleeping giant".

Any more?

"Better than where they are in the league"

It'll make a change from "emm, err, yeah, oh".

first for me


chris webbs will be laced with that and more complete bollocks too

"the lads worked their socks off"?

I'll go second paragraph and have a bet that he says the owner is ambitious and mentions the passionate fans.

Greenjock wrote:

I'll go second paragraph and have a bet that he says the owner is ambitious and mentions the passionate fans.

i'd llike too add to this "i came here on holidays and its always been my dream"

"There's this weird guy that keeps following me about mumbling "you're the best manager we've ever had, I can see it in your eyes"" and he keeps sending messages to my Mrs on Twitter"

1, Great bunch of lads.
2,This city deserves better.
3,Potential.
4, Passionate fans.
5, Team spirit.
6, Grind out results
7, Honored to be the new manager of PAFC.
8, Here to do a job.
9, Of course we're in a difficult position.
10, I wouldn't be here if I didn't believe I could get us out of trouble.


Any one from ten will be said in PS's first paragraph.

All ten. I can take the normal new manager cliche bollocks, it's got to be done. I'd prefer not to see another patronising homily from Webby though.

Perhaps Brenty can take the unusual step of welcoming him here rather than keeping himself one step removed.

I can't shake this image of the flag draped table in the boardroom with Brenty and Sheridan sat next to each other flanked by a serious looking President and proxy associate director, nodding sagely.

Who are those guitar carrying funny looking twats in that tent?

Edited by admin: Sorry to edit your post but removed that word. That's a bit OTT, even for ATD

tbf what else can he say?

"Well it's better than signing on and I've got to work the festive beer gut off somehow"

"I was getting bored as fook being unemployed and only being able to use one hand at a time in my nicoteine-stained bedsit"

Apologies Mods. Meant in the 7 year old playground sense but understood. Apologies if anyone was offended, not meant.

He is Noooool

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He is Noooool

Geddon. Green eyes bleeding Gob, green eyes.

Just in Burslem. What a shitehole...no Wet Wok or Fansfests.