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PostSubject: Re: Offensive chap!    Offensive chap!  - Page 2 EmptySat Dec 29, 2012 11:55 am

Do I ever do anything or do I mean NOTHING to you.
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PostSubject: Re: Offensive chap!    Offensive chap!  - Page 2 EmptySat Dec 29, 2012 12:05 pm

you what?
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PostSubject: Re: Offensive chap!    Offensive chap!  - Page 2 EmptySat Dec 29, 2012 12:09 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Offensive chap!    Offensive chap!  - Page 2 EmptySat Dec 29, 2012 12:41 pm

Mock Cuncher wrote:
Noseyparker wrote:
Oh what jolly japes you chaps have! I wish I was in the "gang"
No you fookin don't, it might appear fun from the outside but it is mindblowingly shit.

You're sat here bored out of your thick fookin skull so you log on. What ensues is so dire it makes one wish to end oneself:

Tring is sat in the corner moaning about the fans who told him to sit back and enjoy the ride. His smug as fook face beaming up at me from what looks like the sunniest corner of the globe. Seadog posts a one-liner of no relevance but mild amusingness.Hairy J posts an animated GIF to impress nobody. Angry of Mayfair isn't impressed by this. TGWU can also post images now, he is as happy as a squirrel on meth. Chemical Ali breaks the mould and posts something about Argyle. Greengenes comes on to solely and not un-ironically point out that all we ever do is not post about Argyle. GreenSam comes on here to try and talk sense to the masses. He is countered in kind by Freathy who wants everyone out. Sufferedsince68 unleashes a slur which has no place on a football forum. Punchdrunk laments the vile and sick fanfest culture. Greenjock posts a lengthy and pointless diatribe about stuff we already know about involving Tony Hooper and Een Nool. Mere mention of Nool brings Rickler crawling out of the sunny LA woodwork. Also the Exeter posters rise to the fore. Merse posts something in bold. Even though we agree with most of his sentiment, he appears to be rubbing it in. Frank Bullitt steps up and moderates everything in a fair and sensible manner. Sensiblegreeny composes a tedious and irrelevant monologue about nothing at all. Czarcasm and greenskin take offence because they are hard. Dougie points something out in an articulate way. Sir Francis Drake responds in an articulate way. They're not even playing the board game 'Articulate'. Jon B writes something articulate, probs from the train so apols for typos. Iggy is, no joke, humping the floor. Meanwhile, Peggy posts nothing of note in Mundane. This reminds me of Andy Symons, who I regret his leaving but in turn reminds me of the time Penz left. Which was bad. Yea Man goes for a shmoke with mouldy. Could be gay. It's the 21st Century so we're all ok with that. GOB posts something about how amazing ATD is and how we set the template for any further PASOTI improvements.

I just shake my head and want to die. Welcome to ATD

Humping the floor Mock? Come on admit it, you forgot about me until nearly the end of your offensive diatribe and were running out of ideas, I am now going to flounce off to pasoti and grovel to Pedlar to have my old account back unless everybody begs me to stay, you will all beg my to stay wont you?
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PostSubject: Re: Offensive chap!    Offensive chap!  - Page 2 EmptySat Dec 29, 2012 12:41 pm

If you or your dog weren't mentioned, it's because you don't make me want to die.

And I'm at work so curtailed my post when the po-po were sniffing around.
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PostSubject: Re: Offensive chap!    Offensive chap!  - Page 2 EmptySat Dec 29, 2012 12:49 pm

Not really the new years honours list but I am flattered to be recognised, thanks Mock.
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PostSubject: Re: Offensive chap!    Offensive chap!  - Page 2 EmptySat Dec 29, 2012 12:59 pm

I'm thinking that Mock forgot to pick-up his medication before Christmas and now can't find his perscription.
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PostSubject: Re: Offensive chap!    Offensive chap!  - Page 2 EmptySat Dec 29, 2012 1:10 pm

Looks like Cerbs has caught his train now and won't be playing again until around 6pm.
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PostSubject: Re: Offensive chap!    Offensive chap!  - Page 2 EmptySat Dec 29, 2012 1:28 pm

At last somebody with an honest appraisal. I won't go on about it though.
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PostSubject: Re: Offensive chap!    Offensive chap!  - Page 2 EmptySat Dec 29, 2012 2:58 pm

Mock Cuncher wrote:
Noseyparker wrote:
Oh what jolly japes you chaps have! I wish I was in the "gang"
No you fookin don't, it might appear fun from the outside but it is mindblowingly shit.

You're sat here bored out of your thick fookin skull so you log on. What ensues is so dire it makes one wish to end oneself:

Tring is sat in the corner moaning about the fans who told him to sit back and enjoy the ride. His smug as fook face beaming up at me from what looks like the sunniest corner of the globe. Seadog posts a one-liner of no relevance but mild amusingness.Hairy J posts an animated GIF to impress nobody. Angry of Mayfair isn't impressed by this. TGWU can also post images now, he is as happy as a squirrel on meth. Chemical Ali breaks the mould and posts something about Argyle. Greengenes comes on to solely and not un-ironically point out that all we ever do is not post about Argyle. GreenSam comes on here to try and talk sense to the masses. He is countered in kind by Freathy who wants everyone out. Sufferedsince68 unleashes a slur which has no place on a football forum. Punchdrunk laments the vile and sick fanfest culture. Greenjock posts a lengthy and pointless diatribe about stuff we already know about involving Tony Hooper and Een Nool. Mere mention of Nool brings Rickler crawling out of the sunny LA woodwork. Also the Exeter posters rise to the fore. Merse posts something in bold. Even though we agree with most of his sentiment, he appears to be rubbing it in. Frank Bullitt steps up and moderates everything in a fair and sensible manner. Sensiblegreeny composes a tedious and irrelevant monologue about nothing at all. Czarcasm and greenskin take offence because they are hard. Dougie points something out in an articulate way. Sir Francis Drake responds in an articulate way. They're not even playing the board game 'Articulate'. Jon B writes something articulate, probs from the train so apols for typos. Iggy is, no joke, humping the floor. Meanwhile, Peggy posts nothing of note in Mundane. This reminds me of Andy Symons, who I regret his leaving but in turn reminds me of the time Penz left. Which was bad. Yea Man goes for a shmoke with mouldy. Could be gay. It's the 21st Century so we're all ok with that. GOB posts something about how amazing ATD is and how we set the template for any further PASOTI improvements.

I just shake my head and want to die. Welcome to ATD

Don't let us stop you................. w@nker !
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PostSubject: Re: Offensive chap!    Offensive chap!  - Page 2 EmptySat Dec 29, 2012 3:08 pm

There it is again...that face! Euff.
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PostSubject: Re: Offensive chap!    Offensive chap!  - Page 2 EmptySat Dec 29, 2012 3:25 pm

Mock Cuncher wrote:
Noseyparker wrote:
Oh what jolly japes you chaps have! I wish I was in the "gang"
No you fookin don't, it might appear fun from the outside but it is mindblowingly shit.

You're sat here bored out of your thick fookin skull so you log on. What ensues is so dire it makes one wish to end oneself:

Tring is sat in the corner moaning about the fans who told him to sit back and enjoy the ride. His smug as fook face beaming up at me from what looks like the sunniest corner of the globe. Seadog posts a one-liner of no relevance but mild amusingness.Hairy J posts an animated GIF to impress nobody. Angry of Mayfair isn't impressed by this. TGWU can also post images now, he is as happy as a squirrel on meth. Chemical Ali breaks the mould and posts something about Argyle. Greengenes comes on to solely and not un-ironically point out that all we ever do is not post about Argyle. GreenSam comes on here to try and talk sense to the masses. He is countered in kind by Freathy who wants everyone out. Sufferedsince68 unleashes a slur which has no place on a football forum. Punchdrunk laments the vile and sick fanfest culture. Greenjock posts a lengthy and pointless diatribe about stuff we already know about involving Tony Hooper and Een Nool. Mere mention of Nool brings Rickler crawling out of the sunny LA woodwork. Also the Exeter posters rise to the fore. Merse posts something in bold. Even though we agree with most of his sentiment, he appears to be rubbing it in. Frank Bullitt steps up and moderates everything in a fair and sensible manner. Sensiblegreeny composes a tedious and irrelevant monologue about nothing at all. Czarcasm and greenskin take offence because they are hard. Dougie points something out in an articulate way. Sir Francis Drake responds in an articulate way. They're not even playing the board game 'Articulate'. Jon B writes something articulate, probs from the train so apols for typos. Iggy is, no joke, humping the floor. Meanwhile, Peggy posts nothing of note in Mundane. This reminds me of Andy Symons, who I regret his leaving but in turn reminds me of the time Penz left. Which was bad. Yea Man goes for a shmoke with mouldy. Could be gay. It's the 21st Century so we're all ok with that. GOB posts something about how amazing ATD is and how we set the template for any further PASOTI improvements.

I just shake my head and want to die. Welcome to ATD

I used to be gay but it hurt too much!

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PostSubject: Re: Offensive chap!    Offensive chap!  - Page 2 EmptySat Dec 29, 2012 3:29 pm

Please stay Iggy, whoever you are! Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Offensive chap!    Offensive chap!  - Page 2 EmptySat Dec 29, 2012 4:00 pm

mouldyoldgoat wrote:
Mock Cuncher wrote:
Noseyparker wrote:
Oh what jolly japes you chaps have! I wish I was in the "gang"
No you fookin don't, it might appear fun from the outside but it is mindblowingly shit.

You're sat here bored out of your thick fookin skull so you log on. What ensues is so dire it makes one wish to end oneself:

Tring is sat in the corner moaning about the fans who told him to sit back and enjoy the ride. His smug as fook face beaming up at me from what looks like the sunniest corner of the globe. Seadog posts a one-liner of no relevance but mild amusingness.Hairy J posts an animated GIF to impress nobody. Angry of Mayfair isn't impressed by this. TGWU can also post images now, he is as happy as a squirrel on meth. Chemical Ali breaks the mould and posts something about Argyle. Greengenes comes on to solely and not un-ironically point out that all we ever do is not post about Argyle. GreenSam comes on here to try and talk sense to the masses. He is countered in kind by Freathy who wants everyone out. Sufferedsince68 unleashes a slur which has no place on a football forum. Punchdrunk laments the vile and sick fanfest culture. Greenjock posts a lengthy and pointless diatribe about stuff we already know about involving Tony Hooper and Een Nool. Mere mention of Nool brings Rickler crawling out of the sunny LA woodwork. Also the Exeter posters rise to the fore. Merse posts something in bold. Even though we agree with most of his sentiment, he appears to be rubbing it in. Frank Bullitt steps up and moderates everything in a fair and sensible manner. Sensiblegreeny composes a tedious and irrelevant monologue about nothing at all. Czarcasm and greenskin take offence because they are hard. Dougie points something out in an articulate way. Sir Francis Drake responds in an articulate way. They're not even playing the board game 'Articulate'. Jon B writes something articulate, probs from the train so apols for typos. Iggy is, no joke, humping the floor. Meanwhile, Peggy posts nothing of note in Mundane. This reminds me of Andy Symons, who I regret his leaving but in turn reminds me of the time Penz left. Which was bad. Yea Man goes for a shmoke with mouldy. Could be gay. It's the 21st Century so we're all ok with that. GOB posts something about how amazing ATD is and how we set the template for any further PASOTI improvements.

I just shake my head and want to die. Welcome to ATD

I used to be gay but it hurt too much!

That isn't what you said last night sexy.
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PostSubject: Re: Offensive chap!    Offensive chap!  - Page 2 EmptySat Dec 29, 2012 4:03 pm

Shhhhhhh! Don't say that or they will all want some! Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Offensive chap!    Offensive chap!  - Page 2 EmptySat Dec 29, 2012 4:11 pm

Mock Cuncher wrote:
There it is again...that face! Euff.

Pleased to be of service............ grins out loud . sunny
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PostSubject: Re: Offensive chap!    Offensive chap!  - Page 2 EmptySat Dec 29, 2012 4:23 pm

Noseyparker isn't Dane unless he's changed jobs, nor is he Cerbs unless he has two jobs.

Noseyparker's IP has previously linked him to his place of work so a connection could be made as to who Nosey is if any of the mods felt a dying urge to do so.

Cerbs is also still a member on here and his account is not connected to Nosey.
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PostSubject: Re: Offensive chap!    Offensive chap!  - Page 2 EmptySat Dec 29, 2012 11:54 pm

seadog wrote:
Enjoy the game, I look forward to your report later.

I enjoyed the fanfest, drank too much and up in bed at 6pm. Just woke up now with a hangover and thought I'd log on. I see we lost 1-0 which is annoying but hey ho. Fletch should resign as clearly he isn't going to be sacked
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PostSubject: Re: Offensive chap!    Offensive chap!  - Page 2 EmptySun Dec 30, 2012 12:07 am

Yea Man wrote:
Noseyparker isn't Dane unless he's changed jobs, nor is he Cerbs unless he has two jobs.

Noseyparker's IP has previously linked him to his place of work so a connection could be made as to who Nosey is if any of the mods felt a dying urge to do so.

Cerbs is also still a member on here and his account is not connected to Nosey.

Thank you for that! Where else in the world do you join a "club" for genuine reasons and are treated with such contempt until you prove yourself to be a "someone" with certain opinions that fit the profile that is required to "fit in". I am sure there are some very nice people on here but my short experience is that there are a few who are cynical, angry and plain weird!

If anyone wants to know my name, rank and number then just ask, don't assume!

Apologies if anyone has been offended by my posts but I merely reacted to a certain few individuals hostility & cynicism. I didn't join in on pasoti because I thought it full of angry know alls who cyber bullied people. I made an assumption this site was better than that but clearly it isn't.

Now, if you want to give me stick, crack on, as if ever u found out my profession you will see I am used to it.

Shall I put "lol" at the end of my post to make it look amusing? No, fook it I won't

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PostSubject: Re: Offensive chap!    Offensive chap!  - Page 2 EmptySun Dec 30, 2012 4:48 am

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Andy Symons, who I regret his leaving

Did I miss something,
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Yes!

https://www.argyletd.com/t3624-thoughts-please

Andy would now be the "Guest" that posts on the first page.
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PostSubject: Re: Offensive chap!    Offensive chap!  - Page 2 EmptySun Dec 30, 2012 5:35 am

Thanks for the info it is a shame he left.
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PostSubject: Re: Offensive chap!    Offensive chap!  - Page 2 EmptySun Dec 30, 2012 7:24 am

Noseyparker wrote:
Yea Man wrote:
Noseyparker isn't Dane unless he's changed jobs, nor is he Cerbs unless he has two jobs.

Noseyparker's IP has previously linked him to his place of work so a connection could be made as to who Nosey is if any of the mods felt a dying urge to do so.

Cerbs is also still a member on here and his account is not connected to Nosey.

Thank you for that! Where else in the world do you join a "club" for genuine reasons and are treated with such contempt until you prove yourself to be a "someone" with certain opinions that fit the profile that is required to "fit in". I am sure there are some very nice people on here but my short experience is that there are a few who are cynical, angry and plain weird!

If anyone wants to know my name, rank and number then just ask, don't assume!

Apologies if anyone has been offended by my posts but I merely reacted to a certain few individuals hostility & cynicism. I didn't join in on pasoti because I thought it full of angry know alls who cyber bullied people. I made an assumption this site was better than that but clearly it isn't.

Now, if you want to give me stick, crack on, as if ever u found out my profession you will see I am used to it.

Shall I put "lol" at the end of my post to make it look amusing? No, fook it I won't


You do not need to fit a certain profile my dear old thing. You may be confusing ATD with the way Pasoti has been çontrolled over the years.

Please excuse some of our members being suspicious, as we do get visited by disingenuous characters on a regular basis. It can can get rather tiresome but seems to give the perpetrators' pleasure.

I'm Andrew, a retired schoolteacher, currently living in Cyprus. I hardly ever watch Argyle anymore. And you are ?
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PostSubject: Re: Offensive chap!    Offensive chap!  - Page 2 EmptySun Dec 30, 2012 8:51 am

Andrew, thanks for the message that gone gone some way to reassuring me that not everyone is as mad as a hatter on here!

I'm an ex season ticket holder and now attend on a "go when I feel like it" basis. I purposely stay away from the club (apart from the odd GT function or fanfest) as I'm not particularly keen on the regime at the club at moment. There seems to be an underlying socialist movement up there and I firmly believe football and sport in general should be "A political". Having said that, I hope that within 6 months the self appointed people will be back to where they belong, in the stands cheering on the team. The set up at HP seems to be gearing up to the fans running the club at the moment which would be a monumental disaster. Just cast your eyes up the A38 as to what happened to them when that happened!

I think that a lot of people should wake up and realise that JB doesn't really give a monkeys about the club, he is in it to develop/asset strip etc. As it stands he is the darling of the (Labour run) council and will continue to be whilst he is given contracts such as the pavilions etc. Watch out for the planning application soon to develop Central Park! That should make even the biggest JB fans reconsider their opinion of him as a "saviour"

Anyway, I'm Jon and I own a business in the city and am just pretty damned normal, I think!!



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Noseyparker wrote:
Andrew, thanks for the message that gone gone some way to reassuring me that not everyone is as mad as a hatter on here!

I'm an ex season ticket holder and now attend on a "go when I feel like it" basis. I purposely stay away from the club (apart from the odd GT function or fanfest) as I'm not particularly keen on the regime at the club at moment. There seems to be an underlying socialist movement up there and I firmly believe football and sport in general should be "A political". Having said that, I hope that within 6 months the self appointed people will be back to where they belong, in the stands cheering on the team. The set up at HP seems to be gearing up to the fans running the club at the moment which would be a monumental disaster. Just cast your eyes up the A38 as to what happened to them when that happened!

I think that a lot of people should wake up and realise that JB doesn't really give a monkeys about the club, he is in it to develop/asset strip etc. As it stands he is the darling of the (Labour run) council and will continue to be whilst he is given contracts such as the pavilions etc. Watch out for the planning application soon to develop Central Park! That should make even the biggest JB fans reconsider their opinion of him as a "saviour"

Anyway, I'm Jon and I own a business in the city and am just pretty damned normal, I think!!



You can't be normal if you post on here, only freaks and weirdos allowed apparently Laughing

Don't take it to heart though, a lot of newbies go through the Dane Bunney baptism of fire.

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