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There was a female reporter down the far end of the away end and she asked this chap what he thought of the first half,he replied that he thought Argyle were rubbish and she said that won't do and walked off to a group of other Argyle fans...

It was on a par with the BBC's coverage of the Royal wedding. All the presenters decked out in their finery and a roving reporter mingling with the supporters and revealing what designers clothes they were all wearing.

"Here's big Dave from plympton sporting a primark hoody and Lonsdale white trainers. Offset with a Nike baseball cap, then there's Mike from Totnes in a donkey jacket and what can only be described as Aladdin's curly slippers"

"What do you make of the game then Mike" "Game? I was folluwin,,, the crowdes,, finkun twas,,,,the cue fer,,,,,,,wevaspunes and,,,,endid up ere,,,not a dropp of cida,,,, but me brotha in lore said we shud stay,,,,in case the baa opuned,,,,had a gud day mined,,,,neva bin slong wivout a drink,,,,wont bee comineg agen tho luv,,,,fancey a shagg?,,,,I'll cut yer grasse aftur"

And back to Derek in the studio.

Greenjock wrote:

It was on a par with the BBC's coverage of the Royal wedding. All the presenters decked out in their finery and a roving reporter mingling with the supporters and revealing what designers clothes they were all wearing.

"Here's big Dave from plympton sporting a primark hoody and Lonsdale white trainers. Offset with a Nike baseball cap, then there's Mike from Totnes in a donkey jacket and what can only be described as Aladdin's curly slippers"

"What do you make of the game then Mike" "Game? I was folluwin,,, the crowdes,, finkun twas,,,,the cue fer,,,,,,,wevaspunes and,,,,endid up ere,,,not a dropp of cida,,,, but me brotha in lore said we shud stay,,,,in case the baa opuned,,,,had a gud day mined,,,,neva bin slong wivout a drink,,,,wont bee comineg agen tho luv,,,,fancey a shagg?,,,,I'll cut yer grasse aftur"

And back to Derek in the studio.

Meanwhile, off camera,the shag negotiations continue: 'Well me'ansome, that'd be proper, but its December so me 'grass' don't need cutting, I dun it already for cancer ¤ awareness. Oweva, I do reckon that your lingustical skills are good.......'

¤ see Grauniad.

VillageGreen wrote:

There was a female reporter down the far end of the away end and she asked this chap what he thought of the first half,he replied that he thought Argyle were rubbish and she said that won't do and walked off to a group of other Argyle fans...

She had her mike tucked under her arm. I starting singing baby I love your way into it. She went and spoke to some one else.