I hope you made her do the washing up. Otherwise they get all above their station and start expecting it every week.
My mothers here outstaying her welcome so the tv's on full blast AND she's got feckin subtitles on. Mind you she's watching some poncey period drama on 5 I think so I made us a lovely bit of rump steak fried in butter and mushrooms, chunky chips and grilled tomatoes. I've been drinking cider since 11.30am so dessert went begging.
If she's still hungry, which she will be, there's a limoncello dessert in the fridge. It's ok but basically just trifle.
As the missus will be at work for another hour she won't have steak so I've made her a pizza with chicken breast, mushrooms, sweetcorn, red onion and some finely chopped birdeye chillis. I de-seeded the chillis but thought it was a waste so I've sprinkled all the seeds all over the pizza and covered them over with the other ingredients.
Should be fun to watch her sweating after she takes the first bite