Xmas Avatars

On another forum I frequent, in December, all avatars are Xmas-ified. Let's do ours. I've chosen this handsome chap and whacked a Father Xmas hat on his head and given him a lovely white beard.

I may try this at Christmas time.

Bad Santa. Best Christmas film ever.

Mind you Jack Frost 2 Mutant killer snowmen was pretty good too.

Done

doesnt that assume we are all consumer christians?
i for one will celebrate as my ancestors did, with a bloody gurt fire, to celebrate the returning light on the 21st...

baa humbug

(thats a goaty reference)

There!

One for the PI

Shrink it grumpy FFS!

seadog wrote:

Shrink it grumpy FFS!

He cant after seeing that!

Thought id go for something tasteful on mine.

And another one

seadog wrote:

Shrink it grumpy FFS!

No need to swear at me FFS

It was ruining my Christmas experience, soz xx

I would hate to ruin any ones Christmas experience (well perhaps one or two peoples)
so soz back atcha.

I was browsing some Christmassy pictures to try and find something suitable for my avatar when I came across this photo of a white-haired gent in a Christmas hat-and baubles outfit. Would anyone object to me using this as my avatar til Christmas? Too soon?

Is it Xmas Day yet?

Little-known Christmas fact:

Noddy Holder doesn't celebrate Christmas 'til February, because that's when the cheque arrives from the Performing Rights Society.

It 24 days to go to early to think of it yet.

Christmas stockings allegedly evolved from three sisters who were too poor to afford a marriage dowry and were, therefore, doomed to a life of prostitution. They were saved, however, when the wealthy Bishop Saint Nicholas of Smyrna (the precursor to Santa Claus) crept down their chimney and generously filled their stockings with gold coins.c

Tgwu wrote:

It 24 days to go to early to think of it yet.

Too bleddy right. Let's face it, it's meant to be a religious festival, and therefore meaningless to a lot of people. Instead it's just become an ever-bigger festival of greed. I had the misfortune to be in a checkout queue behind a couple of people who were buying over £100 worth of decorations, wrapping paper and general 'xmassy' tat this afternoon. Sick.

bah hum bug

We were so poor in our house when I was young, that on Christmas morning, if you didn’t wake up with a hard-on, you had feck all to play with.

Highwayman wrote:

We were so poor in our house when I was young, that on Christmas morning, if you didn’t wake up with a hard-on, you had feck all to play with.

We were so poor my grandad had to suck on a peppermint for us to warm our hands.

We were so poor when I was young that we had to take turns chewing the meat.

Didn't she object to that ?