What should I tell Mirbel?

Hello
My name is mirbel ,i saw your profile today and became intrested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send an email to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am. I believe we can move from here! I am waiting for your mail to my email address above. mirbel. (Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life)


She seems nice.....

Chill Pil-grim did a brilliant reply to one of those once. Don't think I've got it any more though.

I don't normally venture into my trash box on Gmail so I'd not see one before. Very odd indeed.

Send her a picture of Dane Bunney. That should put a stop to it.

As long as she's not from Camborne, why not!

My ate who is living in NZ is flying a girl over from Albania that he met on line, apparently they are in love, even though he hasn't met her in the flesh.

My other half's uncle married a Philipino lady, Edna, they met online after his first wife died. They eventually met up and got married, but the twist is that her family are really rich out there and are like royalty in their area.

Geoff's a lovely bloke, if a bit porky and has a wonky eye, and Edna is 20 years younger and really good fun.

However I doubt Mirbel is going to be like Edna so I would ask her to send you some money so that you can fly out and meet her, because you are about to come into big money. Just to see how much she minds what colour or distance away you are then

Love is blind, Iggy. A couple of mates of mine were living and working out in Thailand for about three years. One of them made the fatal error of falling 'in love' with a local girl. Thing is, he made a double feck up, because if you're going to pick yourself up a dial-a-bride, the very least you should do is make sure she's a stunner - and by Thai working girl standards, she was more Stevie Crawford, than Cindy Crawford!

Bottom line, he brought her back to England, married her, and she fleeced him for everything he had. Try and talk some sense in to your mate!

I have a mate who met a girl online in the US. She was two weeks away from coming over to stay with him for a couple of months before we talked him out of it. I suppose it can work out for some people but it seems a pretty desperate thing to do.
The fact is Mirbel, I'm happily married with four children (but by Christ I'm tired) and on that basis, I'm out.

GOB wrote:

As long as she's not from Camborne, why not!

oy!

thats my sister/mother/nephew youre talking about...

Czarcasm wrote:

Love is blind, Iggy. A couple of mates of mine were living and working out in Thailand for about three years. One of them made the fatal error of falling 'in love' with a local girl. Thing is, he made a double feck up, because if you're going to pick yourself up a dial-a-bride, the very least you should do is make sure she's a stunner - and by Thai working girl standards, she was more Stevie Crawford, than Cindy Crawford!

Bottom line, he brought her back to England, married her, and she fleeced him for everything he had. Try and talk some sense in to your mate!

Believe me we try, but at the end of the day a lot of people are led by their knob, my mate is an intelligent bloke when It comes to love he has as much sense as a dead tortoise.
Funnily enough my mates older brother who is 62 has brought an Albanian girl back with him after meeting online, not before divorcing his wife of thirty years and giving up his teaching job! The Albanian girl won't even share a room with him.

Chingers wrote:

Hello
My name is mirbel ,i saw your profile today and became intrested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send an email to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am. I believe we can move from here! I am waiting for your mail to my email address above. mirbel. (Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life)


She seems nice.....

This website is a work of genius. Should give you plenty of ammo to work with replying to Mirbel and her motley crew of scammers

www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm

LondonGreen wrote:

Chingers wrote:

Hello
My name is mirbel ,i saw your profile today and became intrested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send an email to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am. I believe we can move from here! I am waiting for your mail to my email address above. mirbel. (Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life)


She seems nice.....

This website is a work of genius. Should give you plenty of ammo to work with replying to Mirbel and her motley crew of scammers

www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm

Just spent about half an hour reading that Skeleton Coast one. Brilliant.

My brother on marriage "Why give away half your food, just to get the other half cooked"

Mapperley, darling wrote:

thats my sister/mother/nephew youre talking about...

Nothing personal Darlin, it's just that I once dated a burd from Camborne. It was a sweet maid but it put me off when it spat out of the car window, it wouldn't have been so bad but it could have opened it first.

GOB wrote:

Mapperley, darling wrote:

thats my sister/mother/nephew youre talking about...

Nothing personal Darlin, it's just that I once dated a burd from Camborne. It was a sweet maid but it put me off when it spat out of the car window, it wouldn't have been so bad but it could have opened it first.

I once dated a camborne girl. I had to strap a plank to my ass to save myself falling in.

Twas like throwing a welly boot up camborne high st. Her Dad was a boxer, her Mum was a mongrel. We used to go penventon hotel disco, thought twas proper posh. Much nicer than Berkeley centre.

Jock, was that the disco where the whole town turned out to watch the traffic lights change?

LondonGreen wrote:

Chingers wrote:

Hello
My name is mirbel ,i saw your profile today and became intrested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send an email to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am. I believe we can move from here! I am waiting for your mail to my email address above. mirbel. (Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life)


She seems nice.....

This website is a work of genius. Should give you plenty of ammo to work with replying to Mirbel and her motley crew of scammers

www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm

Great stuff! Must do some work.....

GOB wrote:

Jock, was that the disco where the whole town turned out to watch the traffic lights change?

That's the one. Flares were in fashion until last Friday there.

When did flares ever go out of fashion, I am sporting a pair of tartan Oxford bags as we speak.

Greenjock wrote:

GOB wrote:

Mapperley, darling wrote:

thats my sister/mother/nephew youre talking about...

Nothing personal Darlin, it's just that I once dated a burd from Camborne. It was a sweet maid but it put me off when it spat out of the car window, it wouldn't have been so bad but it could have opened it first.

I once dated a camborne girl. I had to strap a plank to my ass to save myself falling in.

Twas like throwing a welly boot up camborne high st. Her Dad was a boxer, her Mum was a mongrel. We used to go penventon hotel disco, thought twas proper posh. Much nicer than Berkeley centre.

ah, sunday nightwas goth night. hazy memories, long walks, sex in the churchyard...them was the days


berkeley centre full of casuals and sharons/tracies- guaranteed shag there

Iggy wrote:

When did flares ever go out of fashion, I am sporting a pair of tartan Oxford bags as we speak.

With platform soles I hope otherwise you could end up looking a bit silly