TCM's Missus?

Brilliant story from the WMN-

I'm Jack Sparrow

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Alison Whelan, 51, had been on a two-day bender drinking Lambrini and eating hallucinogenic plants

Probably the only time you'll see the phrases 'two-day bender' and 'drinking Lambrini' in the same sentence.

If she's not TCM's missus, she really should be.

Pissed myself reading that. The story would be funny anyway without the Lambrini reference and the fact that they taunted police with "you are out of your jurisdiction"

If crime can ever be funny then that is comedy gold.

If Mike's involved then on the plus side she's have a nice neat garden.

She'd been eating poisonous deadly nightshade! As you do!

What a lunatic, seriously though I hope she gets the help she obviously needs.

A two-day bender drinking Lambrini and eating hallucinogenic plants. I was wondering how to liven up the weekend at Ching Towers.

I can't really see TCM being a 'Tristam'!

They're all called Tristram, Tarquin, Oliver or similar in Totnes.

Some at the sun obviously reads this site.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4548061/Woman-stole-passenger-ferry-after-drug-and-drinks-bender.html

lawnmowerman wrote:

Some at the sun obviously reads this site.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4548061/Woman-stole-passenger-ferry-after-drug-and-drinks-bender.html

I forwarded the story to a mate who works for one of the nationals and he said a few already have the story.

Big in America now...

http://entertainment.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/09/20/13987711-woman-yelling-im-jack-sparrow-hijacks-ferry?lite

I hope she gets her new liver soon.

She'll have to do the 122 days first, probably out in 61 but she does need help.

not guilty,

I'd say that if it were my missus, seriously though Mike it would be better to just come clean when caught bang to rights, were all here for you mate.

I like a bit of spirit in my women but come on man, the bint can't handle the wheel! Some tart must say but bit feisty for I.

Definitely a bad move letting go before starting the engine.

She looks like Alice Cooper

But in a good way.

Most people look like Alice Cooper after two days on the Lambrini and Deadly Nightshade.

I blame the gardener, after tending the bush the deadly nightshade should have been safely disposed of, not left around for lunatics to eat.

The lady and her sesh has even reached the back water where we live, read the story in yesterdays paper at the bar today. (Corrieo de Manha)

Deadly nightshade, refreshing the pirates other plants cannot reach

Anyone seen or heard from Mike since his missus got put away?