A lot of old farts birthdays in the next 7 days.

Makes me feel great being so young when you see figures like Mouldy 50 And I won't even embarrass Charlie Wood by revealing his impending milestone

It makes me feel even younger, well under half there age

Greenjock wrote:

Makes me feel great being so young when you see figures like Mouldy 50 And I won't even embarrass Charlie Wood by revealing his impending milestone

I'm honoured that you haven't included me in your list of old farts

Andy_Symons wrote:

Greenjock wrote:

Makes me feel great being so young when you see figures like Mouldy 50 And I won't even embarrass Charlie Wood by revealing his impending milestone

I'm honoured that you haven't included me in your list of old farts

Oh you're included Andy, your just a silent fart compared to a follow through when up against Mouldy and Charlie.

This is an abuse of mod. powers, this will make Deepthroat look like nothing at all, how do you get this information have you hacked their e-mail? I am seriously worried.

Iggy wrote:

This is an abuse of mod. powers, this will make Deepthroat look like nothing at all, how do you get this information have you hacked their e-mail? I am seriously worried.

Top of the page, Iggy. Calender. It's all there if you want to find it - no PI required

Pah! Mouldy is not old he is just a bhey a mere strippling

Or at the bottom of the page, anyone's birthday within the next 7 days Iggy

Bah humbug!

Sod off GJ!

You wait until your boy says Dad you're really old! That will piss you off. Mine said it yesterday!

mouldyoldgoat wrote:

Bah humbug!

Sod off GJ!

You wait until your boy says Dad you're really old! That will piss you off. Mine said it yesterday!

Last week in Cornwall I was in a shop and recognised the woman who owned it. She was a bit of a stunner back at school and still very fit so I started talking to her and she said "Oh yes I remember you now. You used to have black hair"

She wasn't that great back then really and has put on a few pounds now. Too much make-up as well

But would you Jock?

GOB wrote:

But would you Jock?

Might have done if she wasn't so rude to me

All you young bheys, I will be 74 on the twentieth, God willing.