Edward the September Snowman

Edward was a happy snowman for about two thirds of the year.

He happily resided in his humble North Pole abode, and very rarely did his mind drift elsewhere.

One day, he was minding his own business, which was mainly that of standing around in the garden, when a peanut rolled across his path.

"Who rolled said peanut?"

Edward thought.

Although a neck injury meant that Edward the September Snowman could not turn around and check for sure, he knew instinctively whom it was likely to have been.

Cornelius the Peanut Rolling Badger of course!

Exactément mon cherie.

Next time you have chips (from the chip shop - if they're still selling them there?), my advice is to go double on the salt. An do it hard.

Mock Cuncher wrote:

Exactément mon cherie.

Next time you have chips (from the chip shop - if they're still selling them there?), my advice is to go double on the salt. An do it hard.

Aha, now I know where you're getting your material from. This is chapter 5, verse 12 of Deuteronomy!

I thought it was from a poster on the wall of the Whacky Baccy shop. Sure I've seen it there.

of biblical importance fore shore.

If you play Walking on the Air backwards, you get Mock's entire ATD posting history in one long crisp winter wonderland verse.

Eh!? don't get me wrong just inquiring like, but have you been smoking some stuff?

No he's always like this.

It's great fun in the mod rooms!

Woah there with your half a story. How did he hurt his neck?

Chingers wrote:

Woah there with your half a story. How did he hurt his neck?

Now there's a tale, and not the kind which wags.

In short, he was shot.

In long, he was shot in the neck.

I bet it was that Cornelius who shot him, vicious, depraved little bastard.

Highwayman wrote:

I bet it was that Cornelius who shot him, vicious, depraved little bastard.

A badger with a shotgun? Now lets not get stupid here, it was Willhemena the transvestite weasel as revenge for getting the cold shoulder at the Christmas Ball.

Oh dear, jock you should never underestimate the guile of a big bollocked badger, this is why I support a mass cull.

I heard Willhemena is happy now, tcm did her garden and.........

Highwayman wrote:

I heard Willhemena is happy now, tcm did her garden and.........

The old bush trimming eh? I hear the front entrance is not in use and you have to use the tradesmans entrance at rear.

It's a bit like a pub full of dirty old men, aka my local.

Highwayman wrote:

Oh dear, jock you should never underestimate the guile of a big bollocked badger, this is why I support a mass cull.

You sick, sick fokker

Gee, thanks mock