Mouldy makes the news

They surf a lot better than some you see in the waves, mind you it's not really going off is it? When I see goats regularly riding Pipeline on a 20' day I will be impressed, until then, meh.

Well what can I say!

Tell you the truth, it would have to be a very big and a very strong board to get me on there!

Better than the usual, goat gets sacrificed by occultists stories I suppose.

was that Newquay?

Or goat gets fecked up the ass by a City fan again and no-one could tell who was the most embarrassed when they were discovered.

Greenjock wrote:

Or goat gets fecked up the ass by a City fan again and no-one could tell who was the most embarrassed when they were discovered.

as the city fan said as he left, "I'll get my goat"

Greenjock wrote:

Better than the usual, goat gets sacrificed by occultists stories I suppose.

That is why I try not to talk to people who dress up a lot! You just don't know what they will do next!

Greenjock wrote:

Or goat gets fecked up the ass by a City fan again and no-one could tell who was the most embarrassed when they were discovered.

And why I don't go to that part of God's country!

The City fan complained to the Judge, "He just stood there your honour, no push or effort on his part and I'm pretty sure he faked it to tell you the truth." "In all honesty he was the runt of the herd but the only one I could catch, ugly fvcker with rectangular eyes, wished I hadn't bothered now to be honest"

And with that he was acquitted and Mouldy was given a £250 fine and a suspended sentence.

Greenjock wrote:

The City fan complained to the Judge, "He just stood there your honour, no push or effort on his part and I'm pretty sure he faked it to tell you the truth." "In all honesty he was the runt of the herd but the only one I could catch, ugly fvcker with rectangular eyes, wished I hadn't bothered now to be honest"

And with that he was acquitted and Mouldy was given a £250 fine and a suspended sentence.

By my gonads!
I should be walking fine by next week.

The City fan, who shall remain anonymous but his name rhymes with Townthetrack and begins with a D, said as he left court a free man, "Tell you what though, mouldy by name and mouldy by nature,I had to go to the doctors for a good scraping"

He wasn't so good either! I had feta cheese ass for days!

I will be in Spain next month, I look expectantly at every church tower but have still never seen a goat thrown off the top of one, is it the time of day that is wrong or just not goat chucking season? It's very disappointing, but not from the goats point of view.