Saltash green has a problem

Saltash green and mrs saltash green were out on Saturday night separately with a friend each. The 4 of them met up later in the night.

Mr and mes saltash green went home and left the two friends to it.

The next day mes saltash green is informed that the two separate friends hooked up and went back to mrs saltash greens friends house. Where saltash greens friend became very pushy and wouldn't take no for an answer till he was shown the door in an aggressive fashion.

Saltash green is not happy about the behavour of his friend. Should saltash green say something. Or should saltash green just avoid this " friend in the future "

This particular story kinda fell apart in authenticity when you said you had a friend.

Saltash green is starting to get the feeling you don't like him.

It seems Mrs SG's friend sorted said problem, assuming there was a problem and Mrs SG's friend wasn't just attention seeking. Keep an eye on your friend though. If he has tried it once he will inevitably try it again. If it rears its ugly head again, you will need to sort your ex friend out good and proper. If you ignore it, your are as equally culpable IMO.

In this instance I would condone violence against your ex friend

No not at all Saltash. At the moment you are mildly humorous, and a welcome distraction from the poor weather your God has sent us again. His tears are many this year Saltash Green. Do you know when he will be happy and make the sun shine warmly for a goodly period of time?

If there is one thing I cannot abide, it is friends.

Greenjock wrote:

No not at all Saltash. At the moment you are mildly humorous, and a welcome distraction from the poor weather your God has sent us again. His tears are many this year Saltash Green. Do you know when he will be happy and make the sun shine warmly for a goodly period of time?

Saltash green spoke to the almighty one last night and he was informed that September would see sunshine, saltash green would also like to say that the almighty one started discussing August but his credit ran out.

Saltash greens phone does not have international calls enabled therefore saltash green could not call him back.

Saltash green would like to thank you for the advice. Saltash green will have a think about his next move regarding his so called friend

so-called

I think I'll stick to being boring and friendless after reading 2 threads on here from Saltash. You seriously need help Saltash and I would suggest it isn't from an imaginary being. If you need agony aunt advice then may I suggest you contact those 2 blokes on the Fosters advert. Apparently they are renowned for it.

Mock Cuncher wrote:

If there is one thing I cannot abide, it is friends.

Shouldn't be an issue for you then.

On the issue in hand, Saltash Grot's Mrs should go tell her mate to give it up with cock teasing.