Peggy's Mundane Thread

I found a half full can of Carlsberg on the garden wall this morning, don't know about "the best lager in the world", tasted like piss to me.

Charlie Wood wrote:

I found a half full can of Carlsberg on the garden wall this morning, don't know about "the best lager in the world", tasted like piss to me.

Ah but how do you know what piss tastes like

pepsipete wrote:

Charlie Wood wrote:

I found a half full can of Carlsberg on the garden wall this morning, don't know about "the best lager in the world", tasted like piss to me.

Ah but how do you know what piss tastes like

At a guess Pepsi I would say like Calsberg

Penz wrote:

knecht wrote:

Gandhi (and others) used to drink a glass of it every day - his own I think. I wonder if it would make a difference if it was someone else's.

It was de rigeur on Arrakis. Even Sting drank it.

I had to google Arrakis - I thought it must have been a mediterranean retreat you went on with Sting.

I'm going to bed
then i'm hopefully gonna wake up,

I've woke up

47815greatwestern wrote:

I've woke up

Long sleep

sunshine

Got some paid work for three weeks. Today, I did 8am to 4pm without a break, most of it on my feet.

When I got on the bus home and sat down, I let out an audible middle-aged sigh

Think you have problems, I let out a moan every time I stand up.

[quote="Peggy"

When I got on the bus home and sat down, I let out an audible middle-aged sigh [/quote]
bless
May day hols here, maybe a visit to the bar due.

put some bleach in the bin to take the racid smell away

GregCampbellFanClub wrote:

put some bleach in the bin to take the racid smell away

I hate the smell of bleach.

Watching Wycliffe on ITV 3.
Loved watching it when I was in Ireland back in the 90's.

If they renamed ITV3 "Mundane" would be the perfect name for it.

Peggy wrote:

Got some paid work for three weeks. Today, I did 8am to 4pm without a break, most of it on my feet.

When I got on the bus home and sat down, I let out an audible middle-aged sigh

It gets worse. On the way to work this morning, I voluntarily struck up a conversation with a complete stranger at the bus stop.

I'm turning into my mum.

Snooker

Oh god, it'll soon be the cricket season

Sandford_Grecian wrote:

Oh god, it'll soon be the cricket season

Yes. There are loads of them along this road. But until I got my hearing aids I couldn't hear them. I used to be stood next to them and friends would say, "Hark at them crickets!" They were amazed when I said I couldn't hear a thing. I'm looking forward to the cricket season.

Just been to the Co-op to get two healthy sandwiches for my lunch...then stopped in Jacca's and supplemented them with two sausage rolls just in case. Crikey, I hope I can do justice to the buffet tonight, I forgot about that

Better be in front of Symons in the line Charlie!

Cerbera wrote:

Better be in front of Symons in the line Charlie!

If I'm paying for it, I get to go first

I hope they've got prawn sandwiches.

(Mind you, I'm on a strict diet so won't be eating probably )

Andy_Symons wrote:

Cerbera wrote:

Better be in front of Symons in the line Charlie!

If I'm paying for it, I get to go first

Packet of crisps from the bar then!

How much of a contribution would you like Andy?

Cerbera wrote:

Andy_Symons wrote:

Cerbera wrote:

Better be in front of Symons in the line Charlie!

If I'm paying for it, I get to go first

Packet of crisps from the bar then!

How much of a contribution would you like Andy?

Up to individuals - They're doing a cold buffet for us, sandwiches, etc. it's costing me £100, as long as I can get back about half of that I'm not too worried. After my win on the 50/50 last week, I look upon it as the club paying