Daily Moan.

POI wrote:

Earwegoagain wrote:

POI wrote:

Electric seats.

FFS, had all the floor carpets out of the car because I had a leak from the windscreen. All dried out, windscreen fixed, now the drivers electrickery seat ain't working.

Gawd gimme strength.

Fuse? Make sure the seat plugs are all connected as well.

Yes yes, Ears. I'm on my rest days Wed-Sat so it's top of my 'to-do' list. Because I had to remove the drivers seat to get the floor carpets out, me thinks I've upset some wires/fuse or connection. I'll sort it. feck paying garage prices for the princely sum of dirty hands and a bit of sweat!

I feckin hate electrics but I'm with you I'd rather scratch my own head than pay some grease monkey £70/hr to do the same then be really rude to you. I've hardly ever met a mechanic who wasn't a twat and to work in a motor factors shop you have to be an even bigger one.

harvetheslayer wrote:

Earwegoagain wrote:

Can't you keep your Boris and Knob bashing to the same threads instead of turning every thread into a cut and paste fest?

Nahhh and whilst you continue to be deliberately homophobic yet again I'll continue likewise to hang you out to dry (seriously about time you had a bath thats 5 times now)

In the interim I thought the earlier clip was awful

This though is another universe.....catastrophic in its failure

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Says the person who was General R and smallhousen on Twitter.

Had enough of the whole hand sanitizer bollocks, specially when you haven't noticed you've got a few tiny cuts on your hands

What’s even worse after sanitising your hands you touch your bollox.

Deep heat.
Wasn't worth the £20 dare.

Nor was old spice after shave!

Jethro wrote:

Had enough of the whole hand sanitizer bollocks, specially when you haven't noticed you've got a few tiny cuts on your hands

Use Neal's yard it doesn't destroy your hands

Morning drivers.

No, I'm not saying morning drivers, FFS, I'm moaning (for a change) about drivers early in the morning. Every feckin morning, I can guarantee the same wankers pull right out of junctions without looking because it's early in the morning and think there's never anyone going to be coming. The same drivers shooting straight across roundabouts as if they're not there, the same drivers fecking hammering it on the Callington to Tavi road because they can't be bothered to get up ten minutes earlier for work.

WTAF is wrong with drivers in the morning? Ugh? Slow down or get out of bed earlier. FFS.

I know it's November but it could have got cold eventually

Not suddenly -3 and still freezing now

POI wrote:

Morning drivers.

No, I'm not saying morning drivers, FFS, I'm moaning (for a change) about drivers early in the morning. Every feckin morning, I can guarantee the same wankers pull right out of junctions without looking because it's early in the morning and think there's never anyone going to be coming. The same drivers shooting straight across roundabouts as if they're not there, the same drivers fecking hammering it on the Callington to Tavi road because they can't be bothered to get up ten minutes earlier for work.

WTAF is wrong with drivers in the morning? Ugh? Slow down or get out of bed earlier. FFS.

I'm driving up the norf Devon once a week for the rest of the month made the mistake of living at 7Am last week I should know better by now I picked up a bulk powder tanker at Hatherleigh and did 15 to 20 until Torrington ffs. Its always half an hour quicker loving at 9 but a cnut of a road always.

The problem with Christmas songs is, There's not been a decent new one since the 80s.
Same shite playing again & again, year after year.

They also at times bring religion in to it as well....whatever next.

With heating costs going through the roof it's natural to look around for other means to supplement whatever means you choose to heat your home. This brings me to the Orbis heater which can be purchased in outlets such as Dunelm and Amazon. The price for this mini heater is not only cheap but gains such good revues I can't help wonder if it's a scam. I've googled, "Orbis Heaters: is it a scam?" only for such "supposed" scam reports to say how good they are. I'm not totally convinced and welcome opinions.

Xmas working.

FFS. Just going through my rota. One day off. ONE! FFS.

Can't you cnuts eat less so I can have some time off?

Hugh Midde wrote:

With heating costs going through the roof it's natural to look around for other means to supplement whatever means you choose to heat your home. This brings me to the Orbis heater which can be purchased in outlets such as Dunelm and Amazon. The price for this mini heater is not only cheap but gains such good revues I can't help wonder if it's a scam. I've googled, "Orbis Heaters: is it a scam?" only for such "supposed" scam reports to say how good they are. I'm not totally convinced and welcome opinions.    

My advice would be to spend the winter in a warmer country.

PlymptonPilgrim wrote:

Hugh Midde wrote:

With heating costs going through the roof it's natural to look around for other means to supplement whatever means you choose to heat your home. This brings me to the Orbis heater which can be purchased in outlets such as Dunelm and Amazon. The price for this mini heater is not only cheap but gains such good revues I can't help wonder if it's a scam. I've googled, "Orbis Heaters: is it a scam?" only for such "supposed" scam reports to say how good they are. I'm not totally convinced and welcome opinions.    

My advice would be to spend the winter in a warmer country.

You should practice what you preach........................Oh!

Reckon you would use less carbon flying to Aisa than burning Gas central heating all winter so doing the planet a favour too.

Been isolating cause I've got an operation Friday.
Get a phone call oh can you come in for a PCR.

But I'm isolating like you said.
Yeah keep doing that but still come in.

I get the premise but they not thought it through.

Fecking freezing too

'Super'

Why the feck is everything now 'super'?

Oh, it was 'super' exciting. I feel 'super' ill, oh this sofa is 'super' comfy, my car is 'super' clean. FFS.

I tell ya what. I'm 'super' fecked off with 'super'. FFS.

That’s a super avatar you have there POI.

Has anyone ever said to you that you are a super guy? In fact you are more than a super guy you’re a super duper guy!

FFS, you stinky old goat. 'Super' stinky I might add.

Get up at 4 to buy veg from a wholesaler, fecking company van headlights fecked so drive there and back, motorway too on foglights. Luckily the 20,000 sacked coppers are all from Southampton.

Get back at 05:15 to sail at 06:00, refinery not ready for us come at 11:00 instead.

get here at 11:00, don't start cargo until 15:00.

Bollocks.

People who leave trolleys in supermarket car park spaces.

Makes me grumpy.

3 month old tyre blew out on the M25 at 0530 this morning. Not ideal, especially as it was my first day in a new role following a temporary promotion. After getting in to work 6 hours late I have a feeling it might be a very temporary promotion. Oh well, it could have been a lot worse.