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harvetheslayer
Posts : 7795
Join date : 2015-04-02
Location : Wormwood Scrubs awaiting the imminent arrival of Johnson..
| Subject: Vaccine Queue Calculator  Fri Dec 18, 2020 5:10 am | |
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PatDunne
Posts : 2614
Join date : 2013-11-21
Age : 63
| | Subject: Re: Vaccine Queue Calculator Fri Dec 18, 2020 8:11 am | |
| Took my mum for her first one at the Staddy last night, for mine I get the same forecast as Harve, makes sense. |
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Freathy
Posts : 7233
Join date : 2011-05-12
| | Subject: Re: Vaccine Queue Calculator Fri Dec 18, 2020 8:19 am | |
| Blimey! I was expecting Jan or Feb at the latest.  � � �  � � � Based on your profile, there are between 20,728,685 and 23,842,145 people in front of you in the queue for a COVID vaccine across the UK.  Given a vaccination rate of 1,000,000 a week and an uptake of 70.6%, you should expect to receive your vaccine between 12/05/2021 and 03/06/2021. |
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zyph
Posts : 13386
Join date : 2014-03-02
Age : 85
| | Subject: Re: Vaccine Queue Calculator Fri Dec 18, 2020 10:36 am | |
| I'm between.....503,378 and 4,384,545. Why only an uptake of 70.6% ? Some think the Government are planting micro-chips into you....so they can keep a track of you ....  Sounds a good way of finding me if I wander off my lead...  . |
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VillageGreen
Posts : 6103
Join date : 2012-01-13
Age : 60
Location : Plymouth
| | Subject: Re: Vaccine Queue Calculator Fri Dec 18, 2020 12:45 pm | |
| Just had a look and mine is between 12/05/2021 and 03/06/2021. |
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Czarcasm
Posts : 10244
Join date : 2011-10-23
| | Subject: Re: Vaccine Queue Calculator Fri Dec 18, 2020 1:59 pm | |
| It’s all pure guesswork because they haven’t a clue what rate they’ll be vaccinating over an extended period. Halve or double the vaccination rate, the former being entirely plausible, and you’ll have people screaming that their ‘due’ date is months late. |
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mouldyoldgoat
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Posts : 15904
Join date : 2011-12-22
Age : 62
Location : Berkshire
| | Subject: Re: Vaccine Queue Calculator Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:04 pm | |
| I will just wait until I get the call. _______________________________________ I'm one of the common people so says the wife! (A true GSG Girl) PepsiPete Forecasting League Champion 2016-17 He was behind me at Charlton! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]Now an officially semi retired old fart! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] |
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zyph
Posts : 13386
Join date : 2014-03-02
Age : 85
| | Subject: Re: Vaccine Queue Calculator Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:23 pm | |
| - mouldyoldgoat wrote:
- I will just wait until I get the call.
I hope you don't mean the grim reaper....  |
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seadog
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Posts : 15069
Join date : 2011-05-10
Age : 65
Location : @home or on the piss
| | Subject: Re: Vaccine Queue Calculator Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:25 pm | |
| I am trying to get pregnant.
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COYG!
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mouldyoldgoat
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Posts : 15904
Join date : 2011-12-22
Age : 62
Location : Berkshire
| | Subject: Re: Vaccine Queue Calculator Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:39 pm | |
| - zyph wrote:
- mouldyoldgoat wrote:
- I will just wait until I get the call.
I hope you don't mean the grim reaper.... I get worse than that every day from the GSG wanting something done!  _______________________________________ I'm one of the common people so says the wife! (A true GSG Girl) PepsiPete Forecasting League Champion 2016-17 He was behind me at Charlton! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]Now an officially semi retired old fart! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] |
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mouldyoldgoat
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Posts : 15904
Join date : 2011-12-22
Age : 62
Location : Berkshire
| | Subject: Re: Vaccine Queue Calculator Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:41 pm | |
| - seadog wrote:
- I am trying to get pregnant.
Don’t do it you’ll put weight on! _______________________________________ I'm one of the common people so says the wife! (A true GSG Girl) PepsiPete Forecasting League Champion 2016-17 He was behind me at Charlton! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]Now an officially semi retired old fart! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] |
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seadog
Admin
Posts : 15069
Join date : 2011-05-10
Age : 65
Location : @home or on the piss
| | Subject: Re: Vaccine Queue Calculator Fri Dec 18, 2020 3:14 pm | |
| Too late!
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bellend
Posts : 112
Join date : 2018-07-08
| | Subject: Re: Vaccine Queue Calculator Fri Dec 18, 2020 5:13 pm | |
| Chuck a bung to Harves doc and just jump the queue. No need for a calculator |
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harvetheslayer
Posts : 7795
Join date : 2015-04-02
Location : Wormwood Scrubs awaiting the imminent arrival of Johnson..
| | Subject: Re: Vaccine Queue Calculator Sat Dec 19, 2020 5:18 am | |
| - bellend wrote:
- Chuck a bung to Harves doc and just jump the queue. No need for a calculator
I wish I could Bellend on that "nether region" problem I've got again ! Spoken so far to 4 quacks on phone plus ultrasound completed but buggered if I can get in front of a Doctor face to face. Not for the first time I considered dialling 999 for an ambulance but so many are in the same boat going untreated. When you have exact same symptoms as 18 years ago (and it sodding hurts) which was bladder cancer and yet I'm being left untreated because of the Covid pandemic. PT is not a happy bunny |
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