Tory Party Corruption

Statement from Boris Johnson (insert date)

"In light of the ongoing effects of Long Covid my alcoholism that is still inflicting myself after my spell in Hospital and in considering the obvious effects its having on the country I tender my immediate resigination. Leadership contest will be unveiled shortly....end"

Government source claiming "yet another Lie about Johnson" lol lol

What you mean just like the repellent oaf lies 24/7 perhaps.....

Pot kettle black Johnson

Good to see GMB lead with the story as did Sky

Just in case Angry or the deluded Graiser and Mouldy think its another made up quote lets refresh our memories to one year ago when the repulsive individual admitted and joked to manufacturers that their project to build more ventilators was ‘Operation Last Gasp’

You boys must be sick to your stomachs and how you sleep at night god alone knows

PatDunne wrote:

James Dyson, Philip Green, what made Labour make these people Knight Batchelors? there must be reasons I guess.

While Sir Philip Green deserves all the brown stuff winging his way, it's surely a hearty pat on the back for those cerebral fellows who secured his Knighthood for him in the first place. I feel the usual vindictive suspects are using the totally innocent Dyson as a stick to beat the Prime Minister with. I'm hoping the link added shows that Boris was sufficiently alert to the Covid problems as to why he contacted Dyson to build much needed ventilator's in the first place. Whereas Green was a gready and heartless employer, Dyson, was merely inquiring how the tax arrangements would affect the wage packets of those flying in from Malaysia. Sounds like a pretty good boss to me.

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harvetheslayer wrote:

Government source claiming "yet another Lie about Johnson"  lol lol

What you mean just like the repellent oaf lies 24/7 perhaps.....

Pot kettle black Johnson

Good to see GMB lead with the story as did Sky

Another lie like there have been 150,000 Covid deaths as of six weeks ago? Pot kettle black. In the eyes of the majority I reckon that Johnson has made up for his earlier mistakes with his vaccine rollout which bar Israel has been better than any other country that I'm aware of.

harvetheslayer wrote:

Statement from Boris Johnson (insert date)

"In light of the ongoing effects of Long Covid my alcoholism that is still inflicting myself after my spell in Hospital and in considering the obvious effects its having on the country I tender my immediate resigination. Leadership contest will be unveiled shortly....end"

In light of my world leading vaccine rollout leading to Britain returning to normal before most of the rest of the world I am announcing a general election which I will win with a landslide.

One words sums this brand new poll and of course it precluded the catastrophic weekend and the week Johnson is facing

"Ouch"

Looking forward to next Mondays release

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It seems every man and his dog is out to get Johnson.

People should be careful what they wish for. The alternatives are horrendous.

The very same people who didn't believe a thing that the vile Cummings said 6 months ago are now hanging off his every word ... lol

Zackly.

Les Miserable wrote:

The very same people who didn't believe a thing that the vile Cummings said 6 months ago are now hanging off his every word ... lol

Spot on Les Mis.
Gut instinct tells me the slippery cnut Gove is behind a lot of this.

Earwegoagain wrote:

Lord Melbury wrote:

harvetheslayer wrote:

Unfortunately it seems clear that Gove will replace Johnson and he's only marginally less obnoxious although certainly garners more respect on the European stage

Would be good for the country to put Jeremy Hunt into Downing St though

Gove & Hunt are both about as popular as Ebola in the UK.
Time the torys put a true conservative in charge rather than a wringing wet europhile liberal that they’ve all been since 1990.

The only reason I can see that Johnson didn't sack Gove is to keep your enemies closer.

Or as President Lyndon B Johnson said: "It's better to have him inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in."

Think its fair to say that the obnoxious phrase that Johnson coined himself in the search for ventilators is highly likely the description of his tenure in Downing St namely "Operation Last Gasp"

Course he said it. Every man and his dog knows he said it. Gove's utterly deliberate chosen words in the HOC yesterday dug that hole even deeper

Johnson has openly in his shifty voice said yesterday when asked if he'd said it responded "no" broadcast on every channel

Peston says the two low level staffers in Downing St will testify under oath if he doesnt admit it

The party is turning on him and not before time....The Champers is on ice

harvetheslayer wrote:

Think its fair to say that the obnoxious phrase that Johnson coined himself in the search for ventilators is highly likely the description of his tenure in Downing St namely "Operation Last Gasp"

Course he said it. Every man and his dog knows he said it. Gove's utterly deliberate chosen words in the HOC yesterday dug that hole even deeper

Johnson has openly in his shifty voice said yesterday when asked if he'd said it responded "no" broadcast on every channel

Peston says the two low level staffers in Downing St will testify under oath if he doesnt admit it

The party is turning on him and not before time....The Champers is on ice

Harve, look a few posts up at Les’s post.

That’s you, that is. ( love a bit of Newman & Baddiel).

Just utterly brutal

Tick tock....................

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Utterly comical
Three times Downing St have put out a statement stating Johnson has now "paid" for his flat refurnishing.

Does Stratton take the entire Country for fools as to the exact question
Tick tock Boris

Shortly Nuclear Dom will be up for a Nobel prize

26th May.....

harvetheslayer wrote:

Shortly Nuclear Dom will be up for a Nobel prize

If I could be assed, which I can’t, I’d go back & find your comments about Cummings from last year.
Quite humorous how deluded & desperate remainers will hang on every word of someone who a few months ago was considered the anti-christ as they believe he could ultimately help their cause.
I find it utterly astonishing how, after the behaviour of the EU during the pandemic & withdrawal negotiations, anyone could possibly believe we’d be better off in the EU.

26th May lmfao you remainers have totally taken over from QAnon with your next date when the end of the establishment will come, yet despite multiple dates that come and go you all believe it will happen.

harvetheslayer wrote:

Johnson choose his battle and he's going to lose the war
Front of todays Daily Mail.......
Highly likely its true of course but lets not forget this is a Tory rag.

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Tory rag!!! Ultra strong language from one who professes to be a one-time Tory voter? Sounds like 'Operation Bullshit' to me.

Paul Dacre the virulent anti-Brussels editor of the DM was kicked upstairs by the paper's owner Lord Rothermere and Geordie Grieg the pro-EU editor of the' Mail on Sunday' was brought in to replace him. Naturally Polly Toynbee and her ilk from of the Guardian were creaming themselves with joy. Grieg later explained the paper's change of course was that he was only following the owner's instructions therefore you can accurately assume that while Rothermere may embrace Conservative ideals he is very much a 'remainer' and any Tory Brexiteer such as Boris is a target. Expect more of the same.

Breaking news lol
This is hilarious from the Electoral Commission. Deeper and deeper in the shit

harvetheslayer wrote:

Just utterly brutal

Tick tock....................

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Of all the papers shown, which is the odd one out Harve ?

Evening Standard: Part owned by Lord Rothermere. Editor Geordie Greig (again) of the DM.

The I paper: Owned by Lord Rothermere.

The Star: Owned by Read PLC owner of the friggin Daily Mirror.

Dr Mike Galsworthy: Guardian journalist (who else).

Kinda puts things into perspective doesn't it?

PMQ's

The feckin state of him !! FFS

Starmer laid the bait superbly over the bodies and Johnson stupidly took it. Even I couldnt believe it
Johnson further refuses 3 times to answer who initially paid for the flat and Starmer nails him again.

Johnson should recall what Starmers previous occupation was. He's just took a serious beating where now if anyone including Cummings takes up the opportunity to go on oath over the bodies and he has to resign. Starmer laid it beautifully.....

Four in a row.....

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This shit is out of control.

How the feck Liebour loons can take the moral high ground on pissing away public money, spurious expense claims, fraud, etc etc bla bla bla?

In the meantime there’s 32 Labour Cllrs, MPs & mayors arrested, charged, suspended, or placed under investigation in the past 6 months alone. But hey let’s worry more about who paid for BJs wallpaper. FFS.

Sturgeon spends nearly £2k a month for luxury temporary accommodation and £500k on upgrades to Bute House and it registers zero interest or outrage from the selective media!

The whole political arena is in a tit-for-tat meltdown.

They're all at it!

I don't give a feck who said what and who did what. Stop feckin squabbling and get the country, it's people and it's feckin economy back on it's feet.


For the love of sweet baby Jesus, Mary, Jospeh and the wee donkey. I'm going for a lie down.