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+5Mapperley, darling PlymptonPilgrim Sandford_Grecian downthetrack Mock Cuncher 9 posters |
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Mock Cuncher
Posts : 5189 Join date : 2011-05-12 Age : 103 Location : Kingsbridge Castles
| Subject: What you did in the war! Mon Feb 27, 2012 12:44 am | |
| List your qualifications here:
- I dropped some money into buckets at the home games I attended. Not a lot, but what I had on me. - I sent a persuasive email to the council urging them to buy the ground. Sadly they didn't buy it all. - I set my poodle on Guilfoyle when I saw him walking down the street. - I provoked others to send death-threats to any creditors who didn't want to be shafted. - I burnt a Japanese flag. Take that, Kagami! - I heckled the wife and children of one of the board members.
What did YOU do in the WOR?
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: What you did in the war! Mon Feb 27, 2012 5:01 am | |
| Posting when drunk is never a good idea.
Hindsight is a wonderful thing, especially with a hangover. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: What you did in the war! Mon Feb 27, 2012 5:11 am | |
| I only did the first two, plus emailed spotlight, because I'm not a praaaper faaan. I would have phoned guilfoyles office making death threats but my phone was away being fixed. |
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Mock Cuncher
Posts : 5189 Join date : 2011-05-12 Age : 103 Location : Kingsbridge Castles
| Subject: Re: What you did in the war! Mon Feb 27, 2012 6:12 am | |
| I booed Guilfoyle when I saw him on TV...
BOO |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: What you did in the war! Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:30 am | |
| I grew a beard and stroked it everyday and refused to shave it until the club was saved. I called Stapleton a horrible gentleman despite meeting his family and vowing never to have a bad word said about them. |
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Mock Cuncher
Posts : 5189 Join date : 2011-05-12 Age : 103 Location : Kingsbridge Castles
| Subject: Re: What you did in the war! Tue Feb 28, 2012 1:18 am | |
| I also had a top notch 6 o'clock shadow throughout the whole process.
In a certain light I was compared to Jesus. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: What you did in the war! Tue Feb 28, 2012 2:22 am | |
| So you're the saviour not James Brent Jesus Cuncher does have a certain ring to it. |
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downthetrack
Posts : 1236 Join date : 2011-06-07 Age : 59
| Subject: Re: What you did in the war! Tue Feb 28, 2012 9:30 am | |
| I grew a beard,but not for that reason i converted to Islam |
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Sandford_Grecian
Posts : 1180 Join date : 2011-05-31 Age : 63 Location : Looking into the eyes of the beholder, and all I can see are £££££ signs :-)
| Subject: Re: What you did in the war! Tue Feb 28, 2012 12:37 pm | |
| I, like the majority, buried my head in the sand, and hoped it would all go away... has it all gone away now? is it safe to retract my head from this sand yet? Oooooooh, I have also grown a very long beard, whilst my head was buried in sand, well you try shaving whilst in that position With my 1970's round glasses on, I resemble John Lennon (may I add whilst alive... just ) signed A very conciensus objector - with beard |
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PlymptonPilgrim Admin
Posts : 2592 Join date : 2011-08-21 Location : Plympton and Sucina
| Subject: Re: What you did in the war! Tue Feb 28, 2012 12:44 pm | |
| I had bouts of spluttering indignation over the antics of P and A, along with head shaking in disbelief at the the antics of Webb and Newell.
Other than that I paid my money to go to home games, as I have done for the last 40 odd years.
Not a proper fan though, obviously. |
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Mapperley, darling
Posts : 2345 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 55
| Subject: Re: What you did in the war! Tue Feb 28, 2012 12:56 pm | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: What you did in the war! Tue Feb 28, 2012 1:26 pm | |
| I wasn't born then, but both my parents served in the Navy during the war. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: What you did in the war! Tue Feb 28, 2012 1:34 pm | |
| 'At Victoria station the President gave me a travel warrant, a white feather and a picture of Heaney marked 'This is your enemy'. I searched every compartment, but he wasn't on the train'. A large flag to anyone that can guess who I plagiarised here, |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: What you did in the war! Tue Feb 28, 2012 1:43 pm | |
| - Iggy wrote:
- 'At Victoria station the President gave me a travel warrant, a white feather and a picture of Heaney marked 'This is your enemy'. I searched every compartment, but he wasn't on the train'.
A large flag to anyone that can guess who I plagiarised here, Easy! Spike Milligan - Hitler, my part in his downfall. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: What you did in the war! Tue Feb 28, 2012 2:16 pm | |
| - Cerbera wrote:
- Iggy wrote:
- 'At Victoria station the President gave me a travel warrant, a white feather and a picture of Heaney marked 'This is your enemy'. I searched every compartment, but he wasn't on the train'.
A large flag to anyone that can guess who I plagiarised here, Easy!
Spike Milligan - Hitler, my part in his downfall. Too easy. Forgot about the flag, just pick it up before the next home game, block 3 Demport. |
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Grovehill
Posts : 2291 Join date : 2012-01-24
| Subject: Re: What you did in the war! Tue Feb 28, 2012 6:16 pm | |
| I prayed to the Lord that He would send a Saviour.
He Sent a Prophet.
The Profit's all mine, he said |
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Tringreen
Posts : 10917 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 74 Location : Tring
| Subject: Re: What you did in the war! Tue Feb 28, 2012 6:28 pm | |
| https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s320x320/423765_356103117748177_100000454746912_1216119_1935342996_n.jpg Down on the farm |
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Elias
Posts : 6006 Join date : 2011-12-05 Location : brent out
| Subject: Re: What you did in the war! Thu Mar 01, 2012 5:59 pm | |
| if you mean stourbridge away, i just hid in a cupboard but forgot to turn my phone off!!!! |
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LondonGreen
Posts : 562 Join date : 2011-11-17 Location : Bedford (ironically)
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Tringreen
Posts : 10917 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 74 Location : Tring
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LondonGreen
Posts : 562 Join date : 2011-11-17 Location : Bedford (ironically)
| Subject: Re: What you did in the war! Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:25 pm | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: What you did in the war! Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:38 pm | |
| - Santabarbara wrote:
- Major Rastus (as I was then) drove a tank in the final year of the second world war.
For which army? |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: What you did in the war! Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:58 pm | |
| Salvation |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: What you did in the war! Sat Mar 03, 2012 7:47 am | |
| Which didn't exist until after the war. Proof or GTFO! |
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Tringreen
Posts : 10917 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 74 Location : Tring
| Subject: Re: What you did in the war! Sat Mar 03, 2012 8:48 am | |
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