Brentxit, an Ode

Subject: Brentxit, an Ode Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:11 am

The Mayflower was sinking
Drowning - and sunk
He grabbed us by the balls,
gouged eyes and the throat

He hauled us ait the water
'eee saved uz, thank fook!
His one hand still on our throat
Whilst our carcass he shook

That hand never left
If anything it tightened
We choked to survive
as our pockets were lightened

He took us back home
Then stole the garage
Lied through his teeth
Like Nigel Farage ( )

The budget was pitiful
Good players were shunned
Fleetwood, Swindon, and a wanky little club from Belgium
by whom we were outgunned

He beat us up in the cellar
Chained us up to a sink
Brought a dentists to our front porch
in the garden, an ice rink

In the end he was undone
I can only surmise
By his complete and feckin inability to get anything done or achieved
Now fook off snake-eyes

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Subject: Re: Brentxit, an Ode Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:35 am

Brilliant Cruncher

Subject: Re: Brentxit, an Ode Fri Jun 07, 2019 7:12 am

harvetheslayer wrote:: Brilliant Cruncher

Lol.

I say "Brilliant Bruncher".

Subject: Re: Brentxit, an Ode Fri Jun 07, 2019 8:56 am

Guest

You never give me your money
You only give me your funny paper
And in the middle of negotatiions
You say its 0.06p in the pound or I'll walk, the club folds, it will all be YOUR fault and the Nooligans will share all your personal details via PASOTI personal message

Subject: Re: Brentxit, an Ode Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:04 am

Excellent.

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Subject: Re: Brentxit, an Ode Sat Jun 08, 2019 12:10 am

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