New Pioneer Membership....

Couple of thousand apparently to join the elite.
102 members nice little earner for the community twins

Apparently it's 1K just to join, and 2K a season thereafter! Fook dat.

I'll stick to the Demport corner if you don't mind (De-Lar scribbling away) - and then back to the lower Mankflower when it opens in 2036 so I can once again throw pasties at the oppo's manager!

“The Pioneers has a strictly limited 102 places available and we expect these to see quickly so would encourage an early conversation with our commercial team.”

Only 102 Pioneer memberships will be available and will offer first class hospitality and service, unrivalled views of the pitch and all-inclusive food and drink.

The link for anybody so tempted, wonder if it includes a legshag with Si or Jim 30%.
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P.O.I wrote:

Apparently it's 1K just to join, and 2K a season thereafter! Fook dat.

Should keep the riff raff out the likes of Newell, Deliar, Soper and Dirty Daz

Dodgy ponzi scheme money lenders accepted?

Outstanding Conferencing & Sports
When it comes to entertaining, the stunning new Home Park development represents the very best and the highest quality that the area has to offer.
Stunning architecture and design sit alongside cutting edge technology to deliver a venue that is befitting of an exclusive product launch, major conference or special event. That’s not forgetting the football – a perfect setting to entertain your valued corporate clients.
Whether it’s sports, conferencing or events, Home Park is an imposing facility that is set to influence and inspire a generation in the South West region.

Just wondering what the "stunning architechture" actually is.

Do corporate guests feel 'valued' watching third division football matches?

Unless you're happy to throw your hard-earned cash around like confetti, or you're a Nikkk-type Walter Mitty character, then you'd have to be prepared give this a fairly long-term commitment, given that you pay a Grand up front just as a Pioneer joining fee. Then of course there's the £2k a year and that figure will only rise.

In the grand scheme of things this is a decent marketing plan from Argyle, in that a comparatively small number of people in effect pay the £4k a week wages of a Carey-level player.

Embarrassing if there are empty seats left over though.

harvetheslayer wrote:

P.O.I wrote:

Apparently it's 1K just to join, and 2K a season thereafter! Fook dat.

Should keep the riff raff out the likes of Newell, Deliar, Soper and Dirty Daz

Don't think so Harve. I'd put money on Porko being first in-line. He is a super fan after all. You don't think he's going to pass on the chance to progress from 'super fan' to 'elite fan', shag legs with Argo royalty and not hesitate to let everyone know he's a 'pioneer'

akagreengull wrote:

Outstanding Conferencing & Sports
When it comes to entertaining, the stunning new Home Park development represents the very best and the highest quality that the area has to offer.
Stunning architecture and design sit alongside cutting edge technology to deliver a venue that is befitting of an exclusive product launch, major conference or special event. That’s not forgetting the football – a perfect setting to entertain your valued corporate clients.
Whether it’s sports, conferencing or events, Home Park is an imposing facility that is set to influence and inspire a generation in the South West region.

Just wondering what the "stunning architechture" actually is.

There isn't any 'stunning architecture' within 300 miles of the Brentihad, FFS.

P.O.I wrote:

harvetheslayer wrote:

P.O.I wrote:

Apparently it's 1K just to join, and 2K a season thereafter! Fook dat.

Should keep the riff raff out the likes of Newell, Deliar, Soper and Dirty Daz

Don't think so Harve. I'd put money on Porko being first in-line. He is a super fan after all. You don't think he's going to pass on the chance to progress from 'super fan' to 'elite fan', shag legs with Argo royalty and not hesitate to let everyone know he's a 'pioneer'

He'll be camping out to be the first one through the door.

He'll then sign off his pisspoti posts with IAN NEWELL SITE OWNER AND PIONEER. Because everyone has to know.

Yea Man wrote:

P.O.I wrote:

harvetheslayer wrote:

P.O.I wrote:

Apparently it's 1K just to join, and 2K a season thereafter! Fook dat.

Should keep the riff raff out the likes of Newell, Deliar, Soper and Dirty Daz

Don't think so Harve. I'd put money on Porko being first in-line. He is a super fan after all. You don't think he's going to pass on the chance to progress from 'super fan' to 'elite fan', shag legs with Argo royalty and not hesitate to let everyone know he's a 'pioneer'

He'll be camping out to be the first one through the door.

He'll then sign off his pisspoti posts with IAN NEWELL SITE OWNER AND PIONEER. Because everyone has to know.

I'm not so sure he will. At the end of the day he still covets his Directors Box leg-shag invite more than anything else, by a distance. But yeah I do agree if he did sign up it'd be purely to feed his Top Cornish Janner ego.

I counted 500 odd fancy seats at the back of the new lower tier - are these the seating for the pie & ear mob?

P.O.I wrote:

harvetheslayer wrote:

P.O.I wrote:

Apparently it's 1K just to join, and 2K a season thereafter! Fook dat.

Should keep the riff raff out the likes of Newell, Deliar, Soper and Dirty Daz

Don't think so Harve. I'd put money on Porko being first in-line. He is a super fan after all.

Yeah you're right he'll introduce more adverts to Pisspotti to leg shag his membership through

I contacted the Club to register my ‘interest’. They contacted me by phone. I was quite honest and said that I didn’t think it would be for me but they gave me the full details.

When it first opens it will be September, so a good potion into the season, so, the first wave (102) sold will be for the remainder of the 19/20 and ALL of the 20/21 season....and you’re looking at £4000.

There will be more added on in time, it’s only the first wave that is 102 to match the amount of ‘Pioneers’ that sailed 400 years ago, hence the name.

I actually think it’s rather good, but, as the price says, it won’t be for your average Joe though I suspect, as some have said, there’d be some who’d bankrupt themselves just to get ‘in with the top brass’ and say they were in the first group. Very good marketing. The guy they brought in from Liverpool clearly knows his stuff. You get a certificate for being one of the founder ‘members’ of this package.

It’s the sort of thing you’d do for a treat, but every game? Not really my scene.

The seats for this deal will be located up in the old directors box, which being honest, offer the best view. The directors box is moving to the top and centre of the lower tier.

All in all, very modern and up to date package and the sort of thing the club should be offering in 2019.

Would be great if the football matched ,the stunning hospitality and architecture.

homeparkstadium.com bothers me more.

Whens the next bent auction to fund Nools membership then,

SteelCannon wrote:

I contacted the Club to register my ‘interest’. They contacted me by phone. I was quite honest and said that I didn’t think it would be for me but they gave me the full details.

When it first opens it will be September, so a good potion into the season, so, the first wave (102) sold will be for the remainder of the 19/20 and ALL of the 20/21 season....and you’re looking at £4000.

There will be more added on in time, it’s only the first wave that is 102 to match the amount of ‘Pioneers’ that sailed 400 years ago, hence the name.

I actually think it’s rather good, but, as the price says, it won’t be for your average Joe though I suspect, as some have said, there’d be some who’d bankrupt themselves just to get ‘in with the top brass’ and say they were in the first group. Very good marketing. The guy they brought in from Liverpool clearly knows his stuff. You get a certificate for being one of the founder ‘members’ of this package.

It’s the sort of thing you’d do for a treat, but every game? Not really my scene.

The seats for this deal will be located up in the old directors box, which being honest, offer the best view. The directors box is moving to the top and centre of the lower tier.

All in all, very modern and up to date package and the sort of thing the club should be offering in 2019.

£4000 to watch league one football?!

Makes you wonder how much the premier league giants charge. Football is broken.

You can get a season ticket at for example Liverpool for under a grand,
What kind of mental illness do you need to have to pay 4k to watch the Derek Adams shit sandwich squad,

Czarcasm wrote:

Yea Man wrote:

P.O.I wrote:

harvetheslayer wrote:

P.O.I wrote:

Apparently it's 1K just to join, and 2K a season thereafter! Fook dat.

Should keep the riff raff out the likes of Newell, Deliar, Soper and Dirty Daz

Don't think so Harve. I'd put money on Porko being first in-line. He is a super fan after all. You don't think he's going to pass on the chance to progress from 'super fan' to 'elite fan', shag legs with Argo royalty and not hesitate to let everyone know he's a 'pioneer'

He'll be camping out to be the first one through the door.

He'll then sign off his pisspoti posts with IAN NEWELL SITE OWNER AND PIONEER. Because everyone has to know.

I'm not so sure he will. At the end of the day he still covets his Directors Box leg-shag invite more than anything else, by a distance. But yeah I do agree if he did sign up it'd be purely to feed his Top Cornish Janner ego.

Agreed he's not going to share his number 1 fan status with anyone.