Post-season ATD Dream Diary

So, I had a dream last night that I was eating cous-cous (sort of a ricey/wheat type thing for middle class people).

I spilled half the packet onto the dashboard of my white van (as I said, this was a VERY strange dream).

Then I took another mouthful and lost a tooth - (AN INCISOR FYI) one of the ones on my bottom jaw, next to the middle two on the right hand side.

When I extracted the tooth from my mouth and inspected it, it had a little bug crawling around the cavity.

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All morning I have had an ache where that tooth is. Needless to say I brushed with APLOMB and used copious amaints of Listerine this morning.

Anyone had any good dreams recently, or otherwise?

I eat Bulgar Wheat, I spit on you.

You dream much Hugh? Or just spit on people on the internet who prefer uniformed sized grains to bulgur?

I'm a buckwheat man.
In my dreams, I'm usually seen lying around some sunny beach somewhere sipping iced tea, Sort of like real life really. My thoughts have grown from studying cats and their highly evloved behaviour, big and small.

Last night I dreamed that I was in work but it was my old job and employees, my old Director was trying ter talk to me and I ran and hid in Greggs.

Then I woke up.

If I could have any (sort of) superpower, I'd want to be able to positively and conclusively analyse dreams. They're so fuuked up aren't they?

Last night I had one, bearing in mind I've never ever been pot-holing before and I've never even considered doing it - in my dream I was pot-holing vertically straight down some sort of underground cave. But there were also people climbing up the same channel I was going down. Lots of people going up and lots climbing down, like me. I would say "morning" to them as the climbed past me. Then, when I got to the bottom there was a sort of cave dancefloor, and I was dancing with one of my old (lady) schoolteachers.

Totally bonkers.

It means...you should have paid more attention at school...instead of sodding about.

I really like it when I have an interesting dream, like I get really pleased that my dry/dull as dishwater existence hasn't managed to completely tame the wild inner trappings of my subconscious.

I injured myself in Thailand years ago and the guest house owner made me a drink laced with opium I was dreaming like Lewis Carroll for about four days.

On a similar vein a mate of mine lived in South America for a few years and tried Auyawasca about 15 times, he said the dreams were life like to a scary degree with talking animals and everything. I would be tempted to try it myself apart from the eight hours of vomiting and shitting through the eye of the needle. Can't see it catching on in clubland either.

Maybe people should analyse their lives and not their dreams, you know, get a sort of meaning to it all in a Patrick Stewart godot sort of way.
I once fell down a wabbit hole and I was wide awake, what does that mean ? ..... Worried of the Downs

Quinoa for me and nothing else.

You peasants'll catch up eventually.