HMS Queen Elizabeth

tigertony wrote:

Les Miserable wrote:

Just giving the canteen and officers mess a good pounding.

C'mon Les Mis - It's Wardroom not Officers Mess. Officers Mess is used by the 2 subordinate services.

Apologies sailor

Given the lack of choo choo planes in service, praps this choo choo tanker could be the solution ter the escalating haising crisis...

Hugh Midde wrote:

Hugh Watt wrote:

What sort of trial can be carried out when it doesnt have any aircraft carrier doesnt have any aircaft to land on it?

It's just the initial shakedown cruise to become familiar with it's sailing characteristics. Hopefully that will be sorted before aircraft take-off and landing trials commence. You don't want everyone on a learning curve at the same time.

Will refresher courses on Windows XP be made available?

it doesn't run on XP.

PatDunne wrote:

it doesn't run on XP.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/27/hms-queen-elizabeth-running-outdated-windows-xp-software-raising/ ??????

If Fallon 'feels' it's safe...no worries.

Who is Fallon?

Ex Argo Kiwi striker, sells ice cream.

Tgwu wrote:

Who is Fallon?

Recently disgraced Defence Secretary. Wandering hands, finds Andrea Leadsom attractive.

Tgwu wrote:

Who is Fallon?

5"2 Irish feller, loves the sniff sniff, if yer know whatta min.

If you can lose your job for putting your hand on a birds knee in the eighties I'm just glad I'm self employed.

Got my face slapped once when I put my hand up the skirt of a waitress when exceedingly pissed in a local establishment. Always thought she took that action because she was a lesbian but now having doubts about the morality of my action and more general issues of integrity.

Is this an ATD resignation issue?

The good queen bess will no doubt pull up hers skirts, set sail at some stage, with or without a Biggles or two, and continue the abuse she was built for.

Hugh Watt wrote:

Tgwu wrote:

Who is Fallon?

... finds Andrea Leadsom attractive.

So would I if I bumped into her at a Keith Vaz Party.

What about the original Elizabeth and her abuse of Dudley ?  
One thing's for sure. It's all window dressing, and part of ongoing shifts under the bonnet, where no one gets hauled up in front of the beak in the way normal people do. The puritan thing is just a guise, and none of this would be happening if it weren't for the internet and public voice.

Is this the answer?