Taken from one of my Phillippines FB group that came onto feed last night with some 300 replies......extract is from the story
"If anyone sees a ladyboy running around with Oakley shades and a pair of red nikes please message me. After she tied me up she stole all my possessions including my underwear. I only have the short stay hotel towel with me right now. Don't know how to explain this to reception. I honestly thought it was a girl till it was too late"
One of the follow up comments was "surely your radar should have been twitching when she tried on your size 10 Nikes for size" !!
Edited to add.....Turns out he was an Aussie fair play then !